Into the valley of death rode the six hundred, cannon to the left of them, cannon to the right of them...
And in other news, Professor Moriarty (Before he banged his head and went evil) today unveiled his new invention - the Steam-powered-walking-cannon!
It was Christened today by her royal majesty queen Victoria and officially named HMS Titan. However, unfortunately, as the bottle hit the side of the magnificent beast, a pipe ruptured and the machine exploded, killing the unfortunate pilot and injuring several people. Her majesty was saved from harm by a brave chimney sweep, who was thrown in front of her as the machine exploded.
And in other news, Professor Moriarty (Before he banged his head and went evil) today unveiled his new invention - the Steam-powered-walking-cannon!
It was Christened today by her royal majesty queen Victoria and officially named HMS Titan. However, unfortunately, as the bottle hit the side of the magnificent beast, a pipe ruptured and the machine exploded, killing the unfortunate pilot and injuring several people. Her majesty was saved from harm by a brave chimney sweep, who was thrown in front of her as the machine exploded.