Tales from the Freak Bar

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Grumb

used to be a Freak
Flight was OK Drake....seat wasn\'t broken this time so i managed to get at least a wee bit of sleep.... darn good to be home. :D

Tex-Mex eh....well, guess that will have to do...don\'t normally have it for breakfast, but seeing as its almost dinner time now I guess I\'ll give it a go...now, where are the fajita fixings?
 
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Drake Farstrider

New member
Well glad to hear that you seat was not broken. lol I can not seem to sleep on flights myself. If I am lucky I might get 30 minutes to an hour of not so restful sleep. :(
 
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Bubba

New member
Whew, up from the basement with more stock. We gotta get an ice machine up here at the bar on frozen drink night. Is anyone up to teaching Fluffy to blow a nice cone of cold? I think one of his grand-dragons was white.


OK, it is FRIDAY time to start decorating for James\' freak party.
 
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Drake Farstrider

New member
Woohoo a party, I can\'t wait!

There will be midget strippers and loads of alchohol!

:bouncy::flip:
:flip::bouncy:

:drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::|~
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Drake Farstrider
Woohoo a party, I can\'t wait!

There will be midget strippers and loads of alchohol!

:bouncy::flip:
:flip::bouncy:

:drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::|~
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:rolleyes: now would it be a real \"Freak\" party with out them.lol:beer:lol:drunk:lol:beer:
 
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Equus

New member
Woo! Friday!

@ WP - For some reason my mind associated the breakfast buffet, then I saw bunnies. I was a little worried there until my mind caught up with reality. Now I\'m just dizzy from the motion. ^_^

I must bow out of the beer-toting midget stripper madness, as I have to go to a club tonight to help celebrate my friend JQ\'s birthday. Seeing as it\'s at the goth industrial club, I\'m sure I\'ll see more than enough freaks to go around though....myself included of course.
 
Orb

Orb

procrastinator
Originally posted by wiccanpony
Mop boy Orb has done a marvelous job in the Ladies room, he has even patched over the holes in the walls. ;)
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Well getting those stains off the floor took some time, but I think it was worth the extra effort.

Strange how more holes have appeared............I\'m out of filler now so you\'ll have to put up with those til next week.:D

never realised freakdom would be such hard work...........
 
ipaintminis

ipaintminis

Active member
\'allo everyone!

I just got the pool fixed up out back so for those of you where its just to hott, go on out back

bubba\'s making hot dogs and hamburgers!
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:flip:Hurrah!!! the pool is fixed.........no more letting Fluffy drop his bones in it.

I’ll be working on my tan....have the pool boy fetch me one of those fruity drinks with the little umbrellas and a double decker Hawaiian burger .....do we a speedo that will fit Orb???:D
 
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Zora

New member
He can use an eyepatch like the one you made ME use.:redface:

Meanwhile, can you keep the chocolate milk coming, Bubba?

I remembered the Lactaid this time...;)
 
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War Griffon

New member
Guinness and lots of it :beer::beer::beer: I don\'t have to drive tonight as I am not working until Tuesday morning so tonight for once I can put my feet up and get :drunk::drunk: I feel like I need it after the week I have had...don\'t ask it wasn\'t that interesting, lets just say I am still in the UK for the time being but at more than one stage last week I was about to kiss goodbye to my leave in September and my ticket to GD.
 
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Torn blue sky

New member
What the hells all this about Dungeons, bones in a pool, rabbit Fajitas and dusty tacos?????? This place is wierd, I think i\'m tripping but I sure like the wallpaper!
Bar,eh? Jack and coke on the rocks!!!
Barkeep?...Is that rabbit giving me the eyeball?...
 
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Bubba

New member
Sunday morning brunch. Shooing out the midgets and cleaning up the whipped cream and wesson oil. Where is that mop boy? And we already have 2 working on spending the night.

Mr. SteelCult, glad you arrived safe & sound. Please remain in that condition.

Mr. Bluesky, we are glad you found your way here, sorry, but you cannot use any of the freak-only facilities for a few more posts (executive restroom, etc.), but feel free to order a pint or two at the bar. And I would not be too concerned about the bunnies, but if Fluffy starts humping your leg, you might be in for a ruff night.

BBQ this afternoon by the pool. Couple of kegs and a magarita machine. Suggestions as to what to fill the machine with?
 
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frenchkid

New member
Everything that falls under your hand, time to get rid of the half empty bottles :D And then you\'ll just have to call the drink : beer (coffin not the drink ;) )
 
Dragonsreach

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Somebody call 911 for Arthur. that last drink must have been Austrian \"Vintage Wine\", cos he\'s talking all funny.

Now if the pool\'s fixed we need a volunteer lifeguard. Any Takers?

No Donna, put your hand down, you can\'t play the helpless damsel in distress for the training again. The last Lifeguard hasn\'t quite recovered yet. You really shouldn\'t have made him give you the kiss of life 50 times in rapid succession.

Hang on where\'s Fluffy gone?
 
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