Tales from the Freak Bar

Ogrebane

Active member
Woops see what happens when your away for a week. I didnt even know james sequeira went freak. Congrats :flip::bouncy::flip: :beer::drunk::beer:
Hope all your dreams come true now james.
 

Torn blue sky

New member
Hehe. Yah, happy mopping James old boy!
I can afford to take the rip...Iv\'e got a looong way to go:p

As for the SUVs\' in the parking lot, I only sprayed 1 of them with a specially concocted dragon phermone...The red one. I figured it would halt Fluffy\'s attentions...My bad :(
The napkins were starting to smoulder, I had no choice!
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Ogrebane
Hmmm seems a lot has been hasppening the last couple of days. Sorry been busy meeting new family members so Im a bit behind in the toon department.

Heres my lattest hope you like it.
Employment problems part 1
Freak_Employment_probs.jpg



:rolleyes: hummm, I see a track of webbed feet and a half eaten fish leading from the Dungeon door.........oh well, rolling up sleeves and whacking the living crap out of the mimic beastie with my broom, until it spits out Spazzy and the rest of the AWOL staff. I’m tired of getting my own drinks and snacks, it\'s cutting into my ogling time!!!

and as for our new Mop Boy, James............when you’re done cleaning up mimic blood could we have some fresh towels in the Ladies room please, be sure to wear that pirate eyepatch.....just the eyepatch ;).

also who’s BMW is Fluffy chewing on ???, he looks sooooo cute with the bumper hanging out of his mouth.

Welcome back Orge...... :beer:
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Oh no.
Didn\'t anyone think....I wish you lot would remember, BMW\'s always give Fluffy Heartburn!


Bubba, can we get a bulk deal on Peptobismol?
 

Zora

New member
Hey, I\'m still waiting for that chocolate milk over here...

I won\'t be able to get in here as much in the next month as I\'m on a special project at work, so if I could get a glass or three, I\'d appreciate it.

Thanks!:flip:
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:rolleyes: sigh................a witches work is never done, making a large pitcher of chocolate milk for Zora. Would you like something to eat with that, I think Cook made sugar cookies. Go sit down..sense you’re going to be busy for a month, we need to build your strength up.

The mimic coughed up the serving staff, but it will be a while before they can get back to work, first a bath is in order.....then lots and lots of stiff drinks, except for Spazzy....warm milk for her.

:no: poor Fluffy........MOP BOY!! clean up in the parking lot lol
 

Bubba

New member
No pepto for Fluffy, feed him a Mercedes Diesel - that will settle his stomache.

Or something blue. I don\'t know why, but blue cars always settle him down.
 

Modderrhu

New member
Sorry, Zora, Fluffy needed your chocolate milk, and a whole lot more besides. A Mercedes diesel would have just added more fuel to Fluffy\'s fire.

Now if someone could keep him from pissing napalm on the poor potted palm...
 

Torn blue sky

New member
42-24, Merc Deisel, meh. I have no idea, but theres only one way to find out :twisted:
And,errrrrm. I dont\' think you guys have to worry about the potted palm anymore.
:( He was a good tree.

... there appears to be an oil slick in your pool!....
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Originally posted by Drake Farstrider
How much pepto would a 2 ton Dragon need to drink to rid himself of heartburn?

LOTS! :D

Aaaah someone\'s given him a stick to chew on.
Oh, on second glance it\'s a Sequoia. :eek::eek::eek: Don\'t tell the forestry service.!

And can someone hand me a Scoop for the pool please? There\'s a really oily looking Freaky bird in there.
 

Zora

New member
What, is this discrimination against people who don\'t drink alcohol? A person can\'t get some chocolate milk around here?

I don\'t care if he IS a dragon...he\'d better not get between me and my chocolate milk!:flame:

Mumble, mumble...make me dress up in ONLY an eyepatch, dance for Donna and I can\'t even get a simple chocolate milk? I\'m outta here...

[size=-1]:cussing:[/size]
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:flame:Oh my *&#^$!!! what is that smell and why is Penguin in the bathroom sink covered in dish soap and oil with an Official from Green Peace, he’s to young for kinky.

Oh NO!! hazardous waste team is out back cleaning the pool...again!!!

and bugger!!!! who killed my favorite potted palm!!!!! where’s Marcus the Bouncer!!!!

MOP BOY!!!!


Don’t worry Zora, I made extra chocolate milk and placed it the CD lounge..Fluffy is afraid to go in there, but watch out for Modderrhu’s hamster, the little creature has a love of sugar cookies and is allowed to roam free.:beer:
 

Torn blue sky

New member
BLeh, I dunno! First Bunnies with an evil eye, dragons now Hampsters with a sugar dependancy! It\'s like some kind of sinister petting zoo in here :eek:
...Still, at least I don\'t have any responsobilities and can merrily watch the ensuing carnage while i sup a cold one :D *splurp*...What in gods name is this thing in my beer?!
 
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