Tales from the Freak Bar

[wiccanpony]

:drool: The hamster I could maybe live with, but not the little black pellets floating in my drink...........ewwwwwwwww

 

[Zora]

Donna - make sure those aren\'t \"rufies\" in your drink.

Someone here put some in my chocolate milk, and now there\'s embarrassing photos on the internet.

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Way to go Vike! Have a :beer:

 

[Bubba]

Where is that mop boy? Someone has got to get these rodents out of this bar before the health inspector gets here.

I understand that she is going to be checking on conditions down in the basement on this inspection.

Congradulations to Mr. Vike. What a milestone.

Thirsty Thursday.

Drinks up.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Yeah...It\'s gunna look really bad if they find hampsters down there...

 

[Dragonsreach]

I wouldn\'t worry too much, Don\'t forget our twin Sables, Winsor & Newton, live down there.

 

[wiccanpony]

Ok..ok, Bubba......I’ve rounded up all the hamsters and found them a good home with a group of “Battle Sisters”, with all that armor, who is going to notice a hamster tucked in. It’s was heart warming to hear the “girls” giggle and coo over their new pets.

That leaves Modderrhu’s “Killer”.......I didn’t have the heart to part with the little fur ball and my ears couldn’t take Modd and Fluffys crying. So I disguised the rodent so the Health Inspector won’t recognize it. He looks like one of the Bar Patrons ....ok.....a 3 inch patron :beer:

 

[Torn blue sky]

I can\'t believe he shang-hi\'d my get up! Thats it, Kilt order. You will learn hampster, whan I start the pipes...never had a lesson in my life would you believe
I had no idea about the sables! Then again I had no idea about the basement till someone let slip. Oh ignorance is bliss.

 

[Sand Rat]

Someone call Dudley Doo-right -

The Evil Hampster Whiplash has entered the bar.

 

[Bubba]

Wowsers, up all night cleaning the basement for the health inspector. It is tough getting that wesson oil off of the leather restraints. Now I know why Becca spends so much time down there.

I\'m beat and going home. I\'ll be back tonight for the wet something contest. I really hope it is not wet ferrets again. Ohh the smell...

Spazzy, you\'re in charge.
:beer:

 

[Grumb]

Uggg...my aching head...Bubba....hmmm.....where\'s Bubba....guess he went home.

Spazzy, where\'s the coffee and the asprin?

 

[Torn blue sky]

Wet something contest eh!? Fantastic!
I\'m feeling chipper today, give Grumb a bit of a wide berth for now methinks. *hides pointy objects*

 

[Sand Rat]

Who the Hell let my Camel In here?

And What PERVERT entered Clyde in the \"WET SOMETHING\" contest?

 

[Torn blue sky]

I guess the door was ajar :~(

Wasn\'t me who entered Clyde bud!. I don\'t think theres a t-shirt big enough to fit \'m. Iv\'e just sat here watching Beer Pixie pester Grumb
:innocent:

 

[wiccanpony]

I bet Clyde found Fluffys “dragon door”.....how else does he get out to molest SUVs

WoW!!!!!! the smell of wet camel is overwhelming! someone open the windows and doors, where’s the air freshener.

hummmmmmm “wet something contest” wet lifeguards !!

Spazzy is taking a break.....when you’re Preggers you have to go to the bathroom a lot.

The Beer Pixies have lured “Killer” down into the basement again and I don’t think The Fairy Queen is going to like a bunch of half pixie, half hamsters in her Seelie Court.:cussing:

 

[Fizl]

Did someone say wet lifeguards?

Where?

 

[wiccanpony]

:drool: out by the pool:redface:

 

[Drake Farstrider]

I am thinking we need a wet \"bar wench\" contest! :innocent::beer:

 

[wiccanpony]

I would be more then willing to jump into the pool with the lifeguards....................but an old wet witch is sooooooooooo unattractiveossessed:

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Its all good, Donna. Jump away, just make sure you don\'t land on one of the lifeguards, they are fragile little men. lol