Tales from the Freak Bar

[Sand Rat]

Originally posted by dauber22
And the rest of the year was pretty much an extended Spring/Fall as far as I was concerned. I wore a winter coat ONCE in all the years I was there. I did miss snow, though. Real snow, I mean. Not those little pellets. Probably because I come from the land of \"Lake Effect\" where it\'s not unheard of to get a couple of FEET of snow overnight and, now that it\'s nearly October, it could start almost anyday now.

Yeah - My dad\'s Family is from Upstate - one of the reasons he moved to Texas was that unexpected gift of 2-3 foot of snow overnight.

Oh well, its still better than 2-3 foot of sand in an hour or so.

 

[wiccanpony]

first day of the fall equinox...spent some time outside, still feels like mid summer :cussing:

it\'s all Torns fault, I just know he is hoarding all those pretty colored leaves!!:drunk:

 

[wiccanpony]

??? Walking in, looks around......boy! the joint is dead, even the staff must be hiding. getting an iced tea and heading out to the pool to watch Tiddles dive for goldfish.:drunk:

 

[stumpkiller]

oh no... Fluffy spotted Tiddles.... *pulls up a chair* this should be good... hehehehe

 

[Torn blue sky]

Hording leaves?? Never! I swept them up and cremated them :cussing: leaves!!!
Has anyone ever seen a tiger dragon??? I\'d give it 9 months on low heat...

 

[wiccanpony]

:wow: I suppose I should be grateful Killer didn’t make it a Menage a Trois....

 

[airhead]

It\'s soooo cute.

 

[stumpkiller]

Killer?

hmmmm I like that... and by the way wiccanpony... was hoping for violence... but that works too:twisted:

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by stumpkiller
hmmmm I like that... and by the way wiccanpony... was hoping for violence... but that works too:twisted:

you mean? sex isn\'t violent enough as it is :wow: lol

 

[Modderrhu]

Originally posted by stumpkiller
Killer?

Just so you know; Killer is my hamster, and he does the cavity searches at the door to the bar. Enjoy!

 

[dauber22]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

you mean? sex isn\'t violent enough as it is :wow: lol

It is if it\'s done right

 

[wiccanpony]

thought this might be interesting ...I was looking for dragons at the time

http://www.amoktime.com/

 

[stumpkiller]

Originally posted by Modderrhu

Originally posted by stumpkiller
Killer?

Just so you know; Killer is my hamster, and he does the cavity searches at the door to the bar. Enjoy!

just


Make sure he doesnt use a match to light his way with Torn Blue Sky

 

[Torn blue sky]

he did try...I had my deodorant handy, he didnt stand a chance!
Burnt hampster smells funny, and I dont\' bmean \"ha ha\" funny...but I did laugh when he combusted lol

 

[wiccanpony]

Poor little Killer, looking for love in all the wrong places:redface: ..... tromping up to the Mystical book room.....humm I think by combining a heal burns spell with a grow hair incantation should do the trick...all I need is to find the jar of Elton John hair plugs and some aloe gel

 

[Torn blue sky]

Wasn\'t that the cowboy with the brown moustache??? I think he sang a song about it!

 

[wiccanpony]

I could almost see Elton John in the musical version of Brokeback Mountain.

 

[MarkusTay]

All this talk reminds me of poor little lemmiewinks, the brave hamster who found his way out of Mr.Slave\'s intestines in that Southpark episode. An inspiration to us all.

A prefer a greased up badger myself, but I\'m a bit of a masochist.

Edit: I couldn\'t find a streemed version of the lemmiwinks song on the internet, but I did find this down-loadable version. I\'m all teary eyed now after reliving lemmiwink\'s pain. There are a couple of glitches in the file, but it\'s still worth the download. I just picture singing this around a campfire...

 

[Modderrhu]

*looking at the charred husk that was once Killer*
@wiccanpony: please, please, please find a fix for Killer. He\'s all I\'ve got left in this world...

@TBS: You! You\'re off my Christmas card list!

 

[Torn blue sky]

Was I ever on it??? Damn! So it\'s a feud you want eh??!
Ready the boiling oil!!! And run a tepid bath!! ...And find me a mig welder...
I\'m going all A-team on this one! :twisted: