wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
you still the Mop Boy?
besure to use the keg of \"air fresher\"..........someone has been giving curry to Fluffy. gag..choke..puke
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Tales from the Freak Bar
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you still the Mop Boy?
besure to use the keg of \"air fresher\"..........someone has been giving curry to Fluffy. gag..choke..puke
ossessed:Torn blue sky
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Yeah
Whens someone gunna take this thing offa me? the chains are chaffing
Whens someone gunna take this thing offa me? the chains are chaffing
Torn blue sky
New member
Back??? If he doesn\'t pull his weight he\'ll have sore testicles! *Huff*
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
way to much information, I\'ll be in the ladies room, laughing myself to death.......http://www.filecabi.net/video/p2.php?file=restroom-etiquette
And it\'s soooooo true!Originally posted by dauber22
lollollol THis film should definately makes its way to late night TV as a public service announcement
*preggy waddles in*
Is it safe in here? Well, nevermind, I know the answer to that. I\'ve had to quit all my bad habits this last few months, and I think I might just fall off the wagon. I just can\'t take it anymore! Do you have any idea how hard it is to behave myself? Anybody got a smoke for me?
Is it safe in here? Well, nevermind, I know the answer to that. I\'ve had to quit all my bad habits this last few months, and I think I might just fall off the wagon. I just can\'t take it anymore! Do you have any idea how hard it is to behave myself? Anybody got a smoke for me?
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Hi Spazzy, sorry the only thing smoking around here is Fluffy the dragon and we make him do that outside before he hic-cups and burns the bar down.come park it and I\'ll get you some tea..decaf of course:beer:
airhead
Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Spazzy, welcome back.
I am coming up on my 3 year mark of no smokes. I have done lots of things easier than that and very few harder. Hang in there and I\'ll say a prayer for you. Even tougher for you, I used drugs and the patch. But it took a year before my hand did not automatically reach for the pack that it expected to find in my pocket .
Invest in tootsie pops and remember to brush (no smokes equalled 2 new cavities the first six months.) Wash everything to get the smoke smell out of the house. At this stage, they should start stinking instead of smelling good.
I am coming up on my 3 year mark of no smokes. I have done lots of things easier than that and very few harder. Hang in there and I\'ll say a prayer for you. Even tougher for you, I used drugs and the patch. But it took a year before my hand did not automatically reach for the pack that it expected to find in my pocket .
Invest in tootsie pops and remember to brush (no smokes equalled 2 new cavities the first six months.) Wash everything to get the smoke smell out of the house. At this stage, they should start stinking instead of smelling good.
Torn blue sky
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Hell I\'m smoking right now! Prolly not what you wanted to hear, bit too early for beer though...hmmmm :evil:
lol Bathroom etiquette, too true!
Does anyone else have a hard time trying not to laugh in a quiet bog when someones struggling on the throne?
I think it was too much to bear once and I had to run out laughing my ass off...
The worst part is when I told my mate dave I think I said \"I think thats the guy\" a little too loudly. Post hilarity volume control...lol
lol Bathroom etiquette, too true!
Does anyone else have a hard time trying not to laugh in a quiet bog when someones struggling on the throne?
I think it was too much to bear once and I had to run out laughing my ass off...
The worst part is when I told my mate dave I think I said \"I think thats the guy\" a little too loudly. Post hilarity volume control...lol
I have a few smoker friends that I try to avoid...they smoke in front of me anyway and I find myself staring at them smoking the same way a homeless person watches somebody eat a sandwich. So pitiful. Depending on my current \"pregnancy hormone imbalance\" I may find myself contriving to take the ciggy and run...by the way, TBS, I hope you get ash all over you. :flame: Thanks. lol. Anyhow, they really do stink to me, but they always have. It\'s a very odd love-hate relationship.
Feels good to be back though. I\'m in the second trimester now, so I\'m past most of the really uncomfortable first trimester stuff, like the 24/7 nausea (morning sickness is a dirty lie!) and the need to sleep ALL the time. I barely had the energy to go to work. I\'d come home, lay on the couch, and hubby would wake me up for dinner, then again the next morning when it was time to get ready for work again. He was such a good helper, but he is uber relieved that I\'ve got the get-up-and-go now to do some housework and cooking again. lol.
Feels good to be back though. I\'m in the second trimester now, so I\'m past most of the really uncomfortable first trimester stuff, like the 24/7 nausea (morning sickness is a dirty lie!) and the need to sleep ALL the time. I barely had the energy to go to work. I\'d come home, lay on the couch, and hubby would wake me up for dinner, then again the next morning when it was time to get ready for work again. He was such a good helper, but he is uber relieved that I\'ve got the get-up-and-go now to do some housework and cooking again. lol.
Torn blue sky
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I get ash everywhere me!
Cooking? Housework??? Tisk Tisk!
I wouldn\'t expect any wife of mine to be doing all that :no: But I have no inclination to get married ,so thats a moot point. Babies? HA!
Glad to hear your feeling a lot better though! Have you thought of a name yet?
Cooking? Housework??? Tisk Tisk!
I wouldn\'t expect any wife of mine to be doing all that :no: But I have no inclination to get married ,so thats a moot point. Babies? HA!
Glad to hear your feeling a lot better though! Have you thought of a name yet?
Well, we both work full time, and we believe that it\'s only fair that we split the housework evenly. There had to be a few changes after I got pregnant, because of all the fumes, now he\'s in charge of cleaning the bathrooms and I take care of the floors. Personally I think I got the better end of that deal.
As far as names, we pretty much had our favorite names decided when we had our daughter four years ago. Her name is Grace Marie. If this is another girl she will be Serena Wren, and if it\'s a boy he\'ll be getting a few family names, Glen William. I\'m just praying that we don\'t get twins. They are very prevalent in both sides of my family, and I don\'t think I could handle two babies up at all hours of the night. Besides, knowing me I\'d end up having to put name tags on them.
I\'ll have my ultrasound at the end of the month. We opted to wait until later in the pregnancy so we could get a better picture.
As far as names, we pretty much had our favorite names decided when we had our daughter four years ago. Her name is Grace Marie. If this is another girl she will be Serena Wren, and if it\'s a boy he\'ll be getting a few family names, Glen William. I\'m just praying that we don\'t get twins. They are very prevalent in both sides of my family, and I don\'t think I could handle two babies up at all hours of the night. Besides, knowing me I\'d end up having to put name tags on them.
I\'ll have my ultrasound at the end of the month. We opted to wait until later in the pregnancy so we could get a better picture.
Torn blue sky
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..My dad wanted to call me Ghengis or Atilla...I\'m not kidding!
I think you did get the better end yeahlol Should I feel more sorry for your husband now??
I think you did get the better end yeahlol Should I feel more sorry for your husband now??
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
glad you’re feel more like yourself Spazzy...my mom had seven kids and I can remember her turning into a red eye monster, of course we kids should of known better baiting her. ouch! ouch! ouch! for a preggie women she could move fast and had a mean slap.lol