Tales from the Freak Bar

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Ogrebane

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So guys its Sunday nite in OZ and I will be meeting my daughter in 20 hours. Havent seen her since she was 18 months old (She\'s 18 now). Very nervous so Bubba give me the strongest you have in the biggest glass you can find.

I might be out of action (Not on CMON) for a week so dont do too much or I\'ll never catch up with the toons I have planned.

Man Im nervous. Ive been married twice and I wasnt this nervous at either of them. Oh well this will help me calm down a bit :beer:

I just hope I dont get too :drunk: before I meet her.

Wish me luck. have a good one all.
 
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penguin

New member
Bloody hell

I go away 2 weeks and there are so many new pages! And KingM\'s the new mop boy! :eek: Sorry, I couldn\'t review every page, but this one is great. Seems I spilt one of my fractals again... congratulations Mr. M :cool:

Freak_KingMa.jpg
 
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Modderrhu

New member
Originally posted by Ogrebane
So guys its Sunday nite in OZ and I will be meeting my daughter in 20 hours. Havent seen her since she was 18 months old (She\'s 18 now). Very nervous so Bubba give me the strongest you have in the biggest glass you can find.

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Wish me luck. have a good one all.
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Well, you could swig directly from that bottle that Grumb was cradling, but I wouldn\'t suggest that if you\'re already nervous. How about just a double of Laphroaig, with a drop of water? Once you\'re finished with getting your tongue around that, you\'ll be as right as rain.

Luck, Bruce. :)
 
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Grumb

used to be a Freak
Originally posted by Bubba
Saturday brunch. Bubbly, omlets, scrambleds, cheese grits, bacon & sausage (links & patties), hotcakes & waffles, hot buttered biscuits. And lots of strong coffee.
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Darn it Bubba...here I was having a bit of a peaceful quite lie-in on a lazy Sunday morning after a very LONG trip...and you\'ve gone and made me hungry. I\'ll have one of everything you listed, and make my coffee the irish kind...;)

Cheers,
grumb

@Moderrhu...sorry, missed the sarcasm in the original post...I take it that there\'s slim pickings there eh....

@Orgebane...good luck with your daughter...you\'ll be fine, just remember to breath.... :D
 
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Bubba

New member
Sunday Morning Brunch -
The omlet chef is still here.

AND, we\'ve got a band this morning.
Requests?

OgreBane, how\'d it go with your daughter?
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:eek: What a change a week makes...last weekend it was so hot, the asphalt was melting, today it’s drizzling.

hummmmm.....I’ll have a bowl of strawberries & cream, a strawberry muffin and strawberry smoothie.....yes we’re having a theme breakfast. :D

Nice to hear the pitter-patter of little Penguin feet back in the Bar.

now..now people...
You don\'t tug on superman\'s cape
You don\'t spit into the wind
You don\'t pull the mask of the ol\' lone ranger
And you don\'t mess around with Bubba ;)


Have the band play something from the Grateful Dead.


Good Luck Orge....take a deep breath and just be yourself and you’ll do fine.....I’m sure your daughter is just as nervous :beer:
 
Sand Rat

Sand Rat

New member
Shiner Please -

Man I hate going to the airport only to have my flight cancelled and be bumped.

Make it a double.
 
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Grumb

used to be a Freak
Originally posted by steelcult
Shiner Please -

Man I hate going to the airport only to have my flight cancelled and be bumped.

Make it a double.
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That does suck Lloyd...happened to me a few weeks ago... you still in Texas or back in the land of sand?

I\'ll have a nice glass of port please bubba, and send it up to the library of you would...
 
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Bubba

New member
Going away party for the dinosaur.

Ms. Pixie, if you would decorate please?


It is Monday morning for the rest of us. A small bottle of sleep is now available in the Freak Bar Store. One drop is equal to an hour\'s sleep. Bit expensive, but very worth it on some mornings.

For the rest of us, strong coffee and a light breakfast.

Who\'s got the reddest eyes this morning?
 
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spazzy

New member
so sorry to be gone for so long. I was thinking of using alien abduction for an excuse, but truth is that this kid is making me sick as hell. I haven\'t been doing much of anything. I\'m feeling better now, so I\'ll start taking orders again.

Duende, I have something for you right here... it\'s parrot bay with orange juice and vanilla ice cream. Put it in a blender and it\'s like an awesome little shake...with a tiny little kick.
 
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Zora

New member
Originally posted by spazzy
so sorry to be gone for so long. I was thinking of using alien abduction for an excuse, but truth is that this kid is making me sick as hell. I haven\'t been doing much of anything. I\'m feeling better now, so I\'ll start taking orders again.

Duende, I have something for you right here... it\'s parrot bay with orange juice and vanilla ice cream. Put it in a blender and it\'s like an awesome little shake...with a tiny little kick.
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I think we need to get someone else to fill in, considering your condition...:|~

I would do it, if I understood anything about alcohol.

CAN SOMEONE FILL IN FOR SPAZZY?

Shouldn\'t be doing stressful stuff, like hanging out with us.
 
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Modderrhu

New member
Originally posted by spazzy
I haven\'t been doing much of anything. I\'m feeling better now, so I\'ll start taking orders again.
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You never did much of anything around here anyway, spazzy. ;)

Nice to see you\'re still around. Now put your feet up, and tell me what pregnant women like to drink.
 
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Bubba

New member
Mr. Orb, I believe you do. One pint, then off to the ladies\' room with you ;)

And Ms. Spazzy, have a nice foot massager - all hot water and bubbles. Helps with the ankle swelling too.
 
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spazzy

New member
Thanks Bill, but seeing as how you\'re not old enough to drink, I think serving may be out of the question for you.

Bubba, thanks, but there\'s no swollen feet here. I never had them at all with our daughter until after I delivered her.

Rhu, I\'d ask for a coffee, but this kid apparently doesn\'t like it. I usually drink 3 or 4 cups a day, and now the idea of one sends me running for a \"vomit recepticle.\" Caffiene withdrawls are a bitch. On top of that, I\'ve had to quit taking the meds that keep the migraines away, so I\'ve had three of those in the last week. I\'ll be so happy when the first trimester is over... 8 weeks down, 6 more to go...

Ice water, 7-up, and some spaghetti, please? I\'ll even cook it for myself. If anybody else wants some let me know, I\'ll make a big batch.
 
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