Tales from the Freak Bar

wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Somebody call 911 for Arthur. that last drink must have been Austrian \"Vintage Wine\", cos he\'s talking all funny.

Now if the pool\'s fixed we need a volunteer lifeguard. Any Takers?

No Donna, put your hand down, you can\'t play the helpless damsel in distress for the training again. The last Lifeguard hasn\'t quite recovered yet. You really shouldn\'t have made him give you the kiss of life 50 times in rapid succession.

Hang on where\'s Fluffy gone?
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:rolleyes: damn, Mike....you suck all the fun out of life :p;):D :twisted:

:eek: Fluffy gone!! quick see if anyone is missing, there may be another set of feet poking out of the ground in the back yard!:flip:
 
airhead

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Donna, we\'ve got a new mop boy for you... James will be checking in soon.

Hmm, ribs and beer and bratwursts. Is the bbq sauce spicey?
 
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Torn blue sky

New member
Ah so it has a name...cute, real cute. Now can someone please get it off my leg?!!! :redface:

Hell, I might not be able to use all the exec facs but i\'ll lifeguard if it puts as much distance between me and loverboy here!!!
...Fluffy can\'t climb...can he???
 
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Bubba

New member
Whew, what a weekend. But it is Monday. First day of the workweek for most of us. Lots of strong coffee.

We had a freak party and a BBQ here, how about yours?
 
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Torn blue sky

New member
I dunno about anyone else but I did good!
Got of my lazy ass and finally got a decent digi cam. So I can finally throw my work to the baying mob...huzzah!
Now I just need to initiate phase 2, get off my lazy ass and take pictures.
This may take a while, dont\' wait up ;)
 
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Torn blue sky

New member
...I was afraid of that. Hmmm, perhaps I can fashion a rudimentry beekeeping suit from these napkins. It\'s not bulletproof but it\'s a hair more between me and a rough night!
 
Dragonsreach

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Trouble is It\'s not flame proof.

Oh and Don\'t tickle his nose............EVER!

It\'s just not pretty when a Dragon Sneezes!




Although the sale of \"Charcoal for Artists\" does assist in the costs of running the Bar.;):cool:
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
??? think we need to call in the \"Dragon Whisper\" for some Fluffy training ......... Hey Mike!!!!! :D

:eek: oh dear!......a very notty pet dragon has been humping the SUV\'s in the parking lot, a whole lot of people will be calling cabs.:twisted:
 
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Grumb

used to be a Freak
Originally posted by wiccanpony
??? think we need to call in the \"Dragon Whisper\" for some Fluffy training ......... Hey Mike!!!!! :D

:eek: oh dear!......a very notty pet dragon has been humping the SUV\'s in the parking lot, a whole lot of people will be calling cabs.:twisted:
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:cussing:
Damn it Donna....you just made me spit Diet Coke all over my laptop.....stop doing that...lol


Bubba, can I get some napkins over here please...clean up on isle twelve....

Grumb
 
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Bubba

New member
lol Mr. Ironbrow, if you think your laptop is bad, wait until you see your minivan in the parking lot - something was sprayed on it and it was NOT diet coke.

Have a rum & coke on the house.
:beer:
 
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Ogrebane

Active member
Hmmm seems a lot has been hasppening the last couple of days. Sorry been busy meeting new family members so Im a bit behind in the toon department.

Heres my lattest hope you like it.
Employment problems part 1
Freak_Employment_probs.jpg
 
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DrEvilmonki

Active member
Originally posted by Ogrebane
Hmmm seems a lot has been hasppening the last couple of days. Sorry been busy meeting new family members so Im a bit behind in the toon department.
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How is the \"new\" family. Hope everything is going smoothly for you.
 
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Ogrebane

Active member
Its all very tenuous at the moment. I have to make sure I dont scare the poor girl off. So far so good tho.

Heres part 2 of employment problems
Freak_Employment_probs_part2.jpg
 
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