Tales from the Freak Bar

[Zora]

Mmmmm...pixie.

Dibs on the wings! 49 more pair and I can make some dust of invisibility...

Petting zoo? Excellent!

Let\'s turn it into a \"Heavy Petting\" zoo...
(starts lookin\' around for the ladies)

A credo to live by:

\"Don\'t sweat the petty things...

...but go ahead and pet the sweaty things!\":innocent:

 

[Modderrhu]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
...but watch out for Modderrhu’s hamster, the little creature has a love of sugar cookies and is allowed to roam free.

The little craplet! It\'s supposed to be going around satisfying its blood-thirst on bare toes instead of on me... and now it wants sugar? ???

I really think we need to do something about Fluffy. This destructive dragon is not making a good pet.

 

[wiccanpony]

We could have him neutered .......anyone want to volunteer to drive him to the Vet???


“ hamster satisfying its blood-thirst on bare toes”.....well he’s satisfying something and it an’t blood. :redface::redface:

 

[Fizl]

Evening all.

I think I just trod on something warm and squishy on the way in

Shaz

 

[penguin]

Hey, that was me you just stood on!

 

[wiccanpony]

Oops.............................is there a Vet in the Bar???



heading to the library, I know I have a resurrection spell somewhere

Edit: oh it was Penguin, no harm done, he’s a tough little bird

 

[Torn blue sky]

You dont\' need a vet, you need the RSPB! Poor Penguin!.

And isn\'t \"heavy petting zoo\" the title of a NOFX album? :innocent: Hehehe, Hampsters gettin busy with Beer Pixie, Maybe he\'s just after a little sugar after all lol

 

[Ogrebane]

More soon.

 

[penguin]

lol

I\'m recovering now... a spiked heel through the stomach is no laughng matter :no:

 

[Bubba]

IT\'S FRIDAY!!!!

Busy week here at the Freak Bar

*The new pool has been very used. And has a pretty hunky staff of lifeguards.
*Fluffy is exhibiting behavior problems.
*We\'ve got a Penguin upstairs recovering from minor surgery.
*There is a horny hampster out humping harmless pixies.
*Birthday party this afternoon.


And the weekend has not even started yet.

Drinks are up.

 

[ipaintminis]

walks in with bar maid uniform in dry cleaning bag


fluffy and that STUPID hamster ruined my uniform...modderhu your paying for the dry cleaning!


lemme change and I\'ll be right back to help serve drinks bubba

 

[Modderrhu]

I\'s not payin\' for nuttin\', I ain\'t! Just because you choose to dress like a pixie, that doesn\'t make your messed uniform my fault. Maybe I should find the hamster a mate, that\'ll sort out his little horn.

I\'m volunteering Fizl to take Fluffy to the vet (revenge for trying to step on my hamster). Trouble is; the vet doesn\'t want to know. Now that witch pony, on the other hand, has some experience with those gelding shears... pony? Are you there?

I\'ve even tried working to make this day go faster... what a drag today is.

 

[airhead]

New sign in the parking lot:

 

[Torn blue sky]

have you guys seen that new sign in the parking lot?! For gods sake park your vehicle before you check, I damn near fell off my bike!!!
...why am I the only bloke wearing a skirt?! Didn\'t someone mention drag???
Never mind, its\' quite comfy. Reminds me of home

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Ogrebane

More soon.

Hey!! I don’t hear any complaints from the Ladies.......I’m thinking of going to body paint for the life guards, after all this is CMON.


I took my camera down to the basement (and you don’t need to know why) and look who I caught on film.

Fluffy is resting comfortably in the back..I think Penguin shared his Valium with him.

weeeeeee.....Becca is back on the job!! I can now go have a power nap in the CD lounge.

 

[Fizl]

Doesn\'t look like Fluffy needs to go to the vets.

Time to break out the TVR\'s please! And some nibbly things to go with it.

Who is next to try on the lifeguard uniform?

Shaz

 

[wiccanpony]

see!! another satisfied female patron...high fiving Fizl

Becca! please get that women a drink and one for me too, if you don’t mind. Being a fashion designer is hard work..long hours of watching how the garment fits on the staff. Orb walk towards me again, ooooooooh :yes:

 

[Modderrhu]

Oh yeah, being a fashion designer must be terribly hard work, if you\'ve got all the spare time to design some, uh... interesting hamster gear. My poor little hamster, always being picked on...

And Shaz, yes, Fluffy definitely does need to go to the vet. And you can still take him.

 

[Torn blue sky]

That hampsters a right mucky bugger and no mistake!
Not too sure who\'s supplying the TVR but theres a scrappy down the road whos looking to shift some stuff. I do seem to recall Penguin muttering something on the way past the bar about \"only fit to be trodden on\" and \"why can\'t I do it\", no idea what the poor guys on about...

 

[Fizl]

WEll if someone wants to buy me the car, that is fine, but I would like the alcoholic version please

As for Fluffy, until he wakes up he isn\'t going anywhere! Anyway, I saw the hamster doing something over there. What was with the straps?