Torn blue sky
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Do what I do! Get wasted, time flys when your in an alcohol induced coma, If your lucky you wake up in a nice bed! Huzzah!
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Tales from the Freak Bar
- Thread starter Bubba
- Start date
leopardpixie
New member
this is the freak bar...no? ....Why is the rum always gone? 
Torn blue sky
New member
lol Where\'s rum???
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
:beer: \"talk like a Pirate day’ is come up soon, Bubba better place an order for more Rum......:drunk:
19th Sept, better book that day off...........anything, never mind work!
Que Johnny Depp moment \"But why is the Rum gone?\"
Donna????
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
:drunk: hic :drunk: bumm wat bumm???:drunk:
War Griffon
New member
Donna I hope you haven\'t polished off my bottle of Pussers Rum I have been saving that for a special occassion...and no you drinking it doesn\'t count as a special occassion.
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
:drunk: trying to get eyes to uncross......looking at bottle, nope.....some gay looking pirate named Morgan with a leg cocked on a barrel I think...hic hic
:cussing: and I\'ll have you know.. hic .. I think I\'m special......now where\'s my glass.....humm:drool: I think I was using a glass..........thud.......ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hic
War Griffon
New member
Thats OK then, thats the watered down pish that Bubba keeps for the ladies :beer::beer::beer:
:beer::beer::beer:
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Fifteen men on a dead man\'s chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun\'s pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey\'s throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o\'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Fifteen men of the whole ship\'s list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion\'s axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Fifteen men of \'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers\' glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrawise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Fifteen men of \'em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev\'ry man jack could ha\' sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
More was seen through a sternlight screen...
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Chartings undoubt where a woman had been
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
\'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot
With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot
Oh was she wench or some shudderin\' maid
That dared the knife and took the blade
By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade <----- me
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Fifteen men on a dead man\'s chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
We wrapped \'em all in a mains\'l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser\'s bight
And we heaved \'em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun\'s pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey\'s throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o\'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Fifteen men of the whole ship\'s list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion\'s axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Fifteen men of \'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers\' glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrawise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Fifteen men of \'em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev\'ry man jack could ha\' sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
More was seen through a sternlight screen...
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Chartings undoubt where a woman had been
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
\'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot
With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot
Oh was she wench or some shudderin\' maid
That dared the knife and took the blade
By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade <----- me
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Fifteen men on a dead man\'s chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
We wrapped \'em all in a mains\'l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser\'s bight
And we heaved \'em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Torn blue sky
New member
Nothing like an uplifting ode to drunken violence, eh Donna?
I\'ll drink to that! :drunk: *eyes chair*
I\'ll drink to that! :drunk: *eyes chair*
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
just trying to get in \"touch\" with my \"inner\" pirate.......should read Treasure Island again.lol:drunk:
Arrrgh! Good Idea Matey!Originally posted by wiccanpony
Sorry just getting a little practise in for next Tuesday. lol
Torn blue sky
New member
lol I read treasure island not too long ago...not reading it again so soon :no:
I\'m gonna watch \"Dodgeball\" instead! GAAARRRRRR! lol
I\'m gonna watch \"Dodgeball\" instead! GAAARRRRRR! lol
Just ducking in for a quick one before I head out of the country again.
Bubba, a quick Irish coffe if you would sir.
Wish me luck lads, I\'m off to Rio. Behave yourselves while I\'m gone.
OB - good luck on your trip as well. Hope things go well with the GF and your daughter.
Cheers folks, see you all in a bout a week.
:beer:
G
Bubba, a quick Irish coffe if you would sir.
Wish me luck lads, I\'m off to Rio. Behave yourselves while I\'m gone.
OB - good luck on your trip as well. Hope things go well with the GF and your daughter.
Cheers folks, see you all in a bout a week.
:beer:
G
Torn blue sky
New member
Happy countrying Grumb! :beer:
Tony Manero
New member
beware!!! Now i have a lightsaber and i haven\'t fear to use it! lollol
Ebonbuddha
Active member
Would you stop pointing that thing at people? It might go off.
Don\'t point the lightsaber either.
Don\'t point the lightsaber either.
Originally posted by Tony Manero
beware!!! Now i have a lightsaber and i haven\'t fear to use it! lollol
