Tales from the Freak Bar

[wiccanpony]

pointy ..ahumm..light saber :yes: \"blink blink\":yes:

Grumb@.....Rio!! party town!! if you happen to be at the beach....take lots of pictures :drool:

 

[Zora]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
just trying to get in \"touch\" with my \"inner\" pirate.......should read Treasure Island again.lol:drunk:

Do you have some pirate in you? Do you want some?lol

\"Prepare to be boarded!\"
\"Fine lookin\' booty, it is...\"

 

[wiccanpony]

lollollollol run \"up\" your \"colors\" and don’t I get a warning shot across my bow

 

[Torn blue sky]

Something tells me the basements gained more popularity...
\"Splice \'em to the mainbrace and prepare to be flogged!\"...\"shiver me timber!\"

 

[Zora]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
lollollollol run \"up\" your \"colors\" and don’t I get a warning shot across my bow

Gar! Methinks ye need to walk me plank...

...right after I searches yer treasure chest.:kiss:

 

[Thecadian]

all this talk of water remind me i have to mop it all up keep it sensible folks i need to go to gd soon

 

[Ebonbuddha]

And don\'t forget to swab me deck.

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by Ebonbuddha
Would you stop pointing that thing at people? It might go off.

Alledgedly Liam Neeson is the current leader of the \"Hung Jury\".
(The supposed group of \"Most Talented\" men in Hollywood.)
Just thought Donna might be interested. lol

 

[wiccanpony]

putting Liam Neeson on my stalking list:twisted:

 

[Torn blue sky]

*shiver* Hollywoods an evil place! EVIL!
Remember to practice Lightsaber safety kids!

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
*shiver* Hollywoods an evil place! EVIL!
Remember to practice Lightsaber safety kids!

:twisted: I\'m using rechargeable batteries, what more do you want!!:drunk:

 

[Torn blue sky]

Keep up the good work! *ahem*

 

[Sand Rat]

Ever have one of those days where you want to fight something - or f*&@ something?

This is one of those days.

And I cant even drink.

Oh well.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Dolls were invented soley for this perpose! But it cant help you with the drink situation...
Apparently most men when asked if they would hump a doll said \"no\". It seems though they would! Never did watch that documentary...Maybe just as well.

 

[matty1001]

Well iv just got back to my girlfriends after work, and she had decieded to have a bbq with her sister and her friends, she had put the bbq (small metal disposable one) directly on top of a piece of chipboard which was on the grass. After moving the bbq she realised she had burnt through the wood straight on to the grass! Theres now a huge black and yellow patch about 12\"x8\" in the middle of her lawn!
Thing is her parents are away until next week, so she has 6 days for the grass to hopefully grow back!
Absolutely halerious! lollollol

 

[Torn blue sky]

Luckily for you I have a cunning solution! All you have to do is dig up a sizeable bit of turf from somewhere else, transplant to said burnt patch and mow the lot.
My imature antics have learned me much over the years

 

[wiccanpony]

Steelcult.........Sorry you\'re having one of “those” days, you could slap a little lipstick on Clyde, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind


as for that burnt patch of grass.....paint it

 

[Torn blue sky]

Oh Donna no! Your naive, but I like you
Transplant matty, transplant :]

 

[matty1001]

lol I had consider painting it, thing is at first she had put the bbq on a plastic table! so thats nice and scorched, until they painted it white! Theve been pouring miracle grow on the burnt bit! I just sat and laughed! lol

 

[Torn blue sky]

Dear god! If it grows back in 6 days it will be a miracle! You know what to do, you can decide to use the info or not :twisted:
Personally i\'d be happy to sit back and watch the fireworks! lol