Tales from the Freak Bar

[matty1001]

I may just do that TBS, i just may!
O well heres a vid of me bein daft at work! Which was REALLLLLYYY boring today!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QMdvhOZbUs
lol

 

[Torn blue sky]

I would have gone as fatr as wrapping myself in tinfoil too. But I can appreciate the effort you spent on those boxes! lol Keep up the good work...Slacker

 

[Sand Rat]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
Steelcult.........Sorry you\'re having one of “those” days, you could slap a little lipstick on Clyde, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind


as for that burnt patch of grass.....paint it

More like one of those weeks Donna - but it will end soon, like everything else.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Yeeees, I don\'t like the way that flies eyeballing me...he\'s gone tooooo far! HAVE AT YOU WINGED FIEND!!!

Damn...missed.
He\'ll be back...they always come back...
:twisted:

 

[wiccanpony]

:twisted: ok lookie.......Torn is now a real \"Freak\", cue the key machine...we now have a new Mop boy:drunk:

Drinks are \"on\" him.....dibs on his belly button :innocent:

 

[matty1001]

Yea! torn\'s a FREAK!!!
So you obviously didnt want to follow my elaborate plan the Torn, shame your hand (and your dog, by the look of PYP) got there first! lol
Get the mop out then, and make him SWEAT!!! lol

 

[Torn blue sky]

\"YEAHHHH,HEAH! Im a freak! Of nature! YEAHHHH,HEAH! I\'m a Freeeeeak!
If only I could be as cool as youuUUuuuu!\"
10 pts for the band 100 if you like them, cuz your cool like me...*cough*
So it\'s the mop eh? If it\'s going down like that, it\'s going down in hotpants! YEAH! lol

 

[Torn blue sky]

BUMP!
As the curaitor of this fine establishment I will not let it go unloved!!!
I finally got to see what the deal is in the basement...You\'re animals...
And I won\'t have anyone eating Mars bars in the pool! Wait...oh god...thats hidious!!! YOU DISGUST ME!

 

[wiccanpony]

ossessed: yuck!! No basement for you until chores are done.....and you never mind those dominatrix dressed like pirates with the shackles and cat-o-nines. going down the basement stairs......Bubba has a “you’re not my honey- to- do list and Killer needs his leather straps oiled. lol

 

[Dragonsreach]

And the good news is that Tiddles needs to have his daily pouncing practise................
The bad news, You\'re the target.

 

[wiccanpony]

:twisted: tying bag of catnip on Torn .......here kitty kitty lol

 

[Torn blue sky]

...Oh crap
At least gimmie a 10 second head start!!!



OH SHIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.....

 

[wiccanpony]

It’s new day, time to let Mop Boy get back to work Tiddles........good kitty, patting and removing a some what soggy battered Torn out of Tiddles mouth.

 

[Talion]

Talion walks in dressed as Abraham Lincoln.


\"Hi is this the GAY BAR, GAY BAR?\"

 

[Torn blue sky]

Watch out for the roofing cable there, havn\'t quite fixed it yet...
DANGER DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE!!!

 

[Torn blue sky]

This one was an accident..I cant get rid of it...grrrr. So i edited it to read as pointless...clever me!

 

[wiccanpony]

forgot to turn off the power.......Bubba!........some CPR here if you please..oh wait....Killer is climbing up the body to administer first aid ...oh wait again??? he\'s wiggling down Torn\'s pants..is this a new CPR technique :wow::redface::redface::redface:

edit: I thought you fried yourself with the blank post, my badlol

 

[Torn blue sky]

Nope...but keep the hampster hehe that tickles!

 

[wiccanpony]

:beer: Depending on where you live, Fall/Spring starts this weekend......warm days and cool nights, leaves changing hues, the smell of spices. This is my favorite season *Fall*!

What is yours and why?

 

[Torn blue sky]

Autumn! IT\'S AUTUMN!!! And my favourate seasons the one between spring and summer!
I also like open season! And Pork seasoning on chops...Gaghhhhg :drool: