Tales from the Freak Bar

Talion

Talion

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Removing his Abrahma Lincoln costume, to reveal his true self.

Mine has to be Autumn, and Winter.

Autumn because of the fresh smell in the air........I can always smell Autumn and Winter, it\'s very distinct.

Halloween - I Carve pumpkins, then Guy Fawkes night.

Then Winter, a chill in the air, Christmas, plus I am a winter baby so don\'t like the heat.

\'Sit\'s by the open fire drinking a cup of Coco, in a rocking chair\'
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Autumn! IT\'S AUTUMN!!! And my favourate seasons the one between spring and summer!
I also like open season! And Pork seasoning on chops...Gaghhhhg :drool:
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??? leaning over to check what this \"man\" is really drinking:p;)lol
 
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Torn blue sky

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Gar tis true, i\'m more inclined to wear dresses...But so what? It\'s a relitivly free world and I\'ll wear what I want!
Make a note! I want breasts for christmas! :drool:
 
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Torn blue sky

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I did drink it once, all I could recall vaguely was the taste...and the fact quite likes it!
Aparently I was quite hard to control that night, but I had fun!!! :]
 
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Torn blue sky

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Pooshah! This, my friend, is a stringfellow special. A few glasses of this and I transform into a sexual tyranosaur! It does age you about a day in the process but, HOT DAMN!!! :]
 
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dauber22

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Favorite seasons (in order): Fall - all of it: early, late, middle; early Spring, when you firt really begin to feel Winter breaking its hold; Winter - the heart of it with it\'s blizzards and stark beauty. Least favorite: the dog days of summer when it\'s too dang hot and too dang humid.

That\'s one of the things I disliked about living in Texas: only two real seasons - Spring/Fall and Too Damned Hot. When I lived there, I found that I really, REALLY missed both true fall and real winter. No leaves changing pretty colors, no crisp twinge in the air, no real snow. Guess that\'s one of the reasons I left and came back to upstate New York...
...WEll-l-l-l-l-l, that and I was requested to leave by a couple of women :(

Which reminds me. I was talking to x1 the other day about the boys and she mentions that the city of Plano, TX has threatened to put a warrant out on me for not showing up for jury duty ??? Excuse me, but I haven\'t lived there for nearly 10 years and haven\'t lived in Tejas for 7 :rolleyes: \"So, you\'re telling me I\'m a wanted man in Texas,\" I say. \"No,\" she laughs. \"That\'s the one thing we could agree on: no one WANTS you in Texas\" lol At least she still has a sense of humor :D

Barkeep! All this rambling has dried me out! a Killian\'s Red, if you please.
 
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Torn blue sky

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I got chased out of texas once! Right after they said I had \"a purdy mouth\", I ran and ran and I never looked back :]

I recieved a tear stained letter from \"hank\" saying he was waiting for me...wierd...
 
Sand Rat

Sand Rat

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Originally posted by dauber22

That\'s one of the things I disliked about living in Texas: only two real seasons - Spring/Fall and Too Damned Hot. When I lived there, I found that I really, REALLY missed both true fall and real winter. No leaves changing pretty colors, no crisp twinge in the air, no real snow. Guess that\'s one of the reasons I left and came back to upstate New York...
...WEll-l-l-l-l-l, that and I was requested to leave by a couple of women :(
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Bloody Hell Dauber - there\'s nothing wrong with the fine weather in the Republic -

Its better than the weather here.
 
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dauber22

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Originally posted by steelcult

Bloody Hell Dauber - there\'s nothing wrong with the fine weather in the Republic -
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No, you\'re right. There really isn\'t. At least the \"Too Damn Hot\" part was within reasonable bounds and (except for Houston) low humidity. Really only bothered me once it went above 100. And the rest of the year was pretty much an extended Spring/Fall as far as I was concerned. I wore a winter coat ONCE in all the years I was there. I did miss snow, though. Real snow, I mean. Not those little pellets. Probably because I come from the land of \"Lake Effect\" where it\'s not unheard of to get a couple of FEET of snow overnight and, now that it\'s nearly October, it could start almost anyday now. :D

Complaints about the weather just sound better I think than admitting that the x\'s requested my removal. :(;)
 
ipaintminis

ipaintminis

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Markus thank goodness your here!

we\'re in desprate need of renovation! we\'ve got more freaks than sq ft.

will you please do that voodoo you do so well?
 
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Torn blue sky

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And don\'t make a mess! I\'ve sharpened the end of this mop to my satasfactory spec and I\'m just waiting for the chance to use it :twisted:

I...I think you just dropped your change...yeah..yeah thats it you bend down and get it.... :evil:
 
Dragonsreach

Dragonsreach

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Originally posted by Torn blue sky
And don\'t make a mess! I\'ve sharpened the end of this mop to my satasfactory spec and I\'m just waiting for the chance to use it :twisted:

I...I think you just dropped your change...yeah..yeah thats it you bend down and get it.... :evil:
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Tiddles is watching you with a very hungry look in his eye.
Be Careful TBS.
 
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Torn blue sky

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I suppose i\'ll have to sort that out will I??? Not on your life! Orb didn\'t clean up after the non freak bar fight and I\'m not sorting this *Huff*.
I\'m going to check out the pool instead.


No i\'m not, fluffy\'s in there...
 
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