Tales from the Freak Bar

[Sand Rat]

Dont wanna get buried in a Pet Cemetary!!

Just watch out for Joey and the Boys!

 

[Torn blue sky]

It\'s that guage that scares the hell outa me...

 

[Sand Rat]

Hmm - amatuers -

Keep it up and I\'ll have to break out the Trebuchet.

 

[wiccanpony]

:beer: Good news everyone.......Killer is resting comfortably and the spell/hair transplant was a complete success, our brave little hamster will be doing body cavity searchs and toe molesting in no time.

 

[wiccanpony]

for Bill.......of course he would go and change his name from Penguin

http://www.discounthobby.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=DIS&Product_Code=MEM-40011

 

[Sand Rat]

Yes!

Those are great. Everyone needs a few Penguins (Which are Practically Chickens) in their collection

lol

 

[Torn blue sky]

P-p-p-p-pick up a penguin!
...Or two...
And good news!!! my cousins wife gave birth to a 5lb baby boy at 2245hrs last night! It ws due on GD but in typicall fashion it was late
I had my money on the due date too!
But I thought he\'d be a fat munter at 8.3 lol

 

[wiccanpony]

Congratulations Torn......wow! he is a big baby, now is the time for you to start a trust fund of minis for him

 

[matty1001]

O yea, nice one Mick, forgot to mention it when we were chatting!

 

[Torn blue sky]

Prolly cuz I was still depressed about missing the damn jackpot... 50 quid... all gone!!!

 

[stumpkiller]

Originally posted by steelcult
Hmm - amatuers -

Keep it up and I\'ll have to break out the Trebuchet.

Really? you mean it? yah babylol:twisted:

 

[Modderrhu]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
:beer: Good news everyone.......Killer is resting comfortably and the spell/hair transplant was a complete success, our brave little hamster will be doing body cavity searchs and toe molesting in no time.

A thousand kisses, witch-woman! A thousand sun-ripened and juicy kisses, for you. You\'re off my Christmas card list too, and onto my Christmas pressie list.

@TBS: Quite the fickle one, aren\'t you? Why, just the other day you wanted me to have your damn babies! lol

 

[Torn blue sky]

lol The offer still stands! The bastards are eating me out of house and home! :twisted:

 

[wiccanpony]

:beer::beer::beer:Whoo Hoo!! it\'s Friday!!:flip: can the weekend be far away

here have a few coronas lol:drunk:
(if you\'re still at work....watch out for the sound)

http://www.funnyhub.com/animations/pages/nine-coronas.html

 

[Sand Rat]

Friday tis but another day.

Oh well, 5 more months till a beer.

 

[Torn blue sky]

lol I somehow knew that \"My shirona\" would feature there
I call it Troll syndrome... And thats the reason why I decided it\'s best to say nothing and drink in good company!

Well I say \"good\" company...

 

[wiccanpony]

:bouncy::bouncy: Whoop!!!!!!!!!! I’ts Oct. and we all know what that means!!

Ogre must be having a good time:drunk: not even a postcard! :cussing: lol

 

[AinuLainour]

304 to go..

 

[wiccanpony]

do to the shortage of staff.....I\'ll walk the pets......throwing saddle on Fluffy, tucking killer on top of Fluffy\'s head, a little catnip to lure Tiddles.....Tally Ho!!!! lollol

 

[Torn blue sky]

and errr...I\'ll just clean that up will I???
JACK D AND COKE OVER HERE!!

No for me!

Why???

Have you ever tried to clean up after a dragon???