Tales from the Freak Bar

[Torn blue sky]

Yeah well \"Your never old enough...blah de blah blah, ect ect\".
My dear old mother made a point of fetching a stepladder to belt me once at chrismas, god bless!
Iv\'e had my fair share being on the receiving end of a womans scorn, so I don\'t envy Mr Spazzy one iota!
In fact the symapthy chart just went apeshit...

 

[spazzy]

Hey, easy there... don\'t make me find the Towell of Doom...

By the way, Bubba, I guess this means I need to get a job again. Is my old job still open?

 

[Torn blue sky]

Bring it ON! It\'s got Nothing on the Flannel of Woe!

 

[wiccanpony]

I do believe I have some laundry to do.....damn you two!!:cussing:

 

[Torn blue sky]

..She started it...

 

[Modderrhu]

Originally posted by spazzy
By the way, Bubba, I guess this means I need to get a job again. Is my old job still open?

(Pregnant, craving nicotine and caffeine, it\'d be folly to deny her...)
Why, absolutely, my dear spazzy!
(Besides, stumpkiller nearly bitch-slapped me for suggesting she take the spot...)
We\'d love to have you back in your old capacity, spazzy!

TBS, spazzy starts lots of stuff. Her and stumpkiller must be related.

 

[wiccanpony]

oh yes........blame a pregnant woman
lollollol

 

[Torn blue sky]

Not the case Donna! I feel hurt by your outburst!
I blame ALL women equally...

I think Mod\'s on to something here....

 

[wiccanpony]

well blame me all you want, now hand over your lunch money!

:twisted:Of course Modd want’s Spazzy back working...it’s part of his evil plan......wait until the poor girl is really “heavy with child” and start dropping stuff on the floor. Ever watch a pregnant woman try to pick sometime up from the floor..it’s a whole show in and of it’s self.

 

[spazzy]

I never had problems picking stuff up when I was pregnant with our first....so I don\'t anticipate any problems this time. Besides, Mod probably wants me back because he misses the abuse. I do see, though, that he\'s recieved some while I was absent. Nice work ladies!

 

[wiccanpony]

:beer:LOL...we tried Spazzy, but we aren’t up to your high standards.

I remember a friend who was sooooo \"big\" and trying to pick stuff floor did a number on her back...but she was a smart gal...just got a broom and pushed the items into a corner and when hubby came home, he got the honors.:idea:

 

[spazzy]

I\'ll be fine, I\'m sure. If Mod expects me to pick up something that HE\'s dropped, however, things might get ugly. Especially since the Doc took away my \"happy pills\" and won\'t let me have them back until after I deliver. :twisted:

 

[Torn blue sky]

So thats what these are??? I thought it was Paracetamol...

Maybe I shouldn\'t have taken 4..
I love you guys

 

[airhead]

Originally posted by spazzy
...Especially since the Doc took away my \"happy pills\" and won\'t let me have them back until after I deliver. :twisted:

Peg says try Vitamin D in large quantities - and if that doesn\'t work, chocolate.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Thats cheating! Chocolates a womens answer to everything!

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Thats cheating! Chocolates a womens answer to everything!

Errrhm, If memory serves me correctly, you recently said it was an answer to your problems as well. Until Uncle Steve pointed out your error and directed you towards the Beer.

 

[Modderrhu]

I\'m shocked, I am utterly shocked! Do you, pony and spazzy, really have such a low opinion of me? ??? Do you really think I\'d use such simple and direct means? Far more fun, it is, to switch the labels on the grog bottles, and to grease up the trays. spazzy will keep getting customer complaints until she\'s managed to figure out which labels belong to which bottle, and she\'ll be dropping stuff all on her own.

I\'ll be smiling everytime Dragonsreach accuses spazzy of poisoning him with Bells or Three Ships. I\'ll pat myself on the back for every dropped tray... ahhhh, delightful.

And Mike, Uncle Steve doesn\'t understand that for those males who don\'t deny their female sides, chocolate truly is an answer to everything. Care for a piece of Green & Blacks Maya Gold?

(Glad to see you\'re back, spazzy )

 

[Tony Manero]

can i have some raspberry juice WITHOUT scaly green inside please? :drool: (just cleaned my brush inside my juice glass....T_T)

 

[Torn blue sky]

OH GOD IT\'S TRUE!!!! I was weak...

But now I\'m too washted to care! :drunk:
Sheers finn :beer: *hic*

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Modderrhu
I\'m shocked, I am utterly shocked! Do you, pony and spazzy, really have such a low opinion of me? ??? Do you really think I\'d use such simple and direct means? Far more fun, it is, to switch the labels on the grog bottles, and to grease up the trays. spazzy will keep getting customer complaints until she\'s managed to figure out which labels belong to which bottle, and she\'ll be dropping stuff all on her own.

I\'ll be smiling everytime Dragonsreach accuses spazzy of poisoning him with Bells or Three Ships. I\'ll pat myself on the back for every dropped tray... ahhhh, delightful.

And Mike, Uncle Steve doesn\'t understand that for those males who don\'t deny their female sides, chocolate truly is an answer to everything. Care for a piece of Green & Blacks Maya Gold?

(Glad to see you\'re back, spazzy )

???soooo that would explain the demonic snickering:twisted: coming from you...........and what evil will you have Killer doing.......checking my drink to make sure no \"rodent raisins\" are floating it.