Tales from the Freak Bar

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spazzy

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Tony, juice for you...here you go. :)

Mod, I don\'t mix the drinks, I just serve them. You\'ll have to talk to Bubba about that. And if I find one greased tray you will likely find it flying like a frisbee in your direction. Do not expect that any of your antics will go unanswered. Also, if I find that little rodent of yours scurrying around my feet, I will stomp on him and squish him like a bug. If he comes within arms reach of me I will stuff him in the blender and puree him. If you want him to die of natural causes you will keep him to yourself. If you want him to die painfully by all means, let him loose. :yes:

Thanks for the tip with the vitamin D, I\'m already taking prenatals, calcium, B6, and a DHA supplement...when I remember it all. I\'m trying to keep my consumption of sweets to a minimum, but if I have a chocolate craving I mix some cocoa powder in some unflavored yogurt. Last time I was pregnant all I wanted to eat was meat and fruit, specifically beef and strawberries. This time I\'m more into pasta and tomatoes. My hubby is going to be so sick of spaghetti by the time this is over!:|~
 
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Bill

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It\'s been a while

I see things haven\'t changed much in here :D Ginger beer please, I\'m a DOUBLE FREAK today! :D :beer:

Merci beaucoup :]

~Bill
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:DI’ll take Puppy Day~~~


hiding poor Killer in cleavage...



                                                                                The Southern Lady
 
Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant
California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South.
 
When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the California woman started by saying, \"When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me.\"
 
The lady from the South commented, \"Well, isn\'t that precious?\"
 
The first woman continued, \"When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz.\"
 
Again, the lady from the South commented, \"Well, isn\'t that precious?\"
 
The first woman continued boasting, \"Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.\"
 
And again, the Southern lady commented, \"Well, isn\'t that precious?\"
 
The first woman then asked the Southern lady, \"What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?\"
 
\"My husband sent me to charm school,\" declared the Southern lady.
 
\"Oh my God! What on earth for?\", asked the first woman.
 
The Southern lady responded, \"Well for example, instead of saying \"Who gives a sh*t?\" I learned to say, \"Well, isn\'t that precious?\"
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everyone repeat after me...”well, isn’t that precious”
 :drunk:lol:drunk:
 
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spazzy

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Ginger beers for Bill and Torn. Don\'t worry Bill, I\'m actually pretty nice. I save up all the mean and nasty for a select few deserving individuals. :D
 
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spazzy

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By the way, Miss Pony, are you sure you want to put that thing there? It was my understanding they were using him for cavity searches.
 
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Modderrhu

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Awww, thank-you, pony. :) I knew there was no reason to give up on you as a hamster friend yet. :kiss: Poor Killer did nothing to spazzy.

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I save up all the mean and nasty for a select few deserving individuals.

Do not expect that any of your antics will go unanswered.
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Well, isn\'t that precious? It\'s too early to booze, so fetch me some coffee... uhm, please? :D
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:D What’s not to like about Killer..why he even has his own bar tab and a chair in the Coffin Dodgers Lounge.

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