The Art of Blasphemy

Swordwind

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Best shirts ever from Penny Arcade

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If I were Jesus and God willing, one day I will be, I\'d be more concerned by the ammount of pictures of the thing used to kill me in a horrific way strewn about the place.

Yes I know its represents his sacrifice for us, I\'m just saying...
 

Highbulp Billy

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My favourite was from Jimmy Carr -

\"Jesus loves you...

...but he\'s not in love with you\"

Or a car sticker I\'ve seen about town -

\"Jesus loves you...

...everyone else thinks you\'re an asshole!\"

lol
 

MPJ

New member
Originally posted by vincegamer
Jesus wouldn\'t tie his shoes?:D

Of course not, he\'d wear \'Jesus Sandals\'. :drunk:

Oh yeah, he wouldn\'t wear socks either. \'Cause socks and sandals is blashphemy.

Originally posted by funnymouth
the platypus is a monotreme...

Yes, and there are only 5 known monotremes, the others are the 4 species of Echidna. :drunk:

Echidna:
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Infidel Castro

New member
Originally posted by supervike


Jesus invented the platypus?

I should try reading that bible again, I must have missed some parts.

Fear not, there\'s another confusion here. It was Darwin who invented the platypus.
 

vincegamer

Active member
Originally posted by reverend
Originally posted by supervike
Ah...but who invented Darwin!!

The Clock that the Clockmaker made! That proves Creationism! Amazing, it\'s as simple as that :D
You know, I had a watch that never kept good time. I always suspected that the watchmaker was blind.
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
??? so where are \"they\" hiding that Chocolate Jesus :eek::D

and would you call it \"art\"........ I would :beer:
 

GreenOne

I paint my thumb.
O yeah, I remember the chocolate jesus lol
Was last year right ?

Must have gone bad by now, covered in grey moss, and smelling awful...

Kinda like a guy that just rose from the dead :|~:p:moon:
(Now that\'s blasphemy....)
 
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