The Art of Blasphemy

[darthfoley]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
??? so where are \"they\" hiding that Chocolate Jesus

and would you call it \"art\"........ I would :beer:

You mean....this one? I found a lot of chocolate Jesuses on Google, but this one being nekkid I figured it would be the controversial one.

It\'s terribly Matrix-y, IMO. Not sure I\'d call it art...but then I\'m one of those weirdos who doesn\'t think much \'art\' is really \'art\'.

Personally I\'d prefer chocolate lesbians (old thread alert!).

 

[vincegamer]

again with peeps

 

[cfwheeler58]

Why didn\'t Jesus go to college ? He got nailed on his boards.

Listen Jesus, you drop that cross one more time and you\'re out of the Easter parade.

What happened to Jesus when he went to Mount Olive ? Popeye beat the snot out of him.

 

[darthfoley]

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

:innocent:

 

[cfwheeler58]

The subway map seems to indicate that we are on the Red line. I believe the next stop is Aitch EE Double Hokkey Stix.

 

[vincegamer]

not blasphemous, but funny

 

[MPJ]

Thanks Vincegamer, my 6 yr old came in at exactily the right time to see the bunnies and read them. He then went on to explain the joke to his motherf and little sister. :drunk:

 

[ktooloo]

Me as Buddy Christ from the movie Dogma. : ) Halloween a few years ago. : )

P.S. it\'s only a cigarette. the tokers just needed amusing. : )

 

[Talion]

I wouldn\'t use this fall to pieces in a few hours

Is this Blasphemy.....

I love this one

 

[Infidel Castro]

Originally posted by vincegamer

Originally posted by reverend

Originally posted by supervike
Ah...but who invented Darwin!!

The Clock that the Clockmaker made! That proves Creationism! Amazing, it\'s as simple as that

You know, I had a watch that never kept good time. I always suspected that the watchmaker was blind.

A good spot there Vince lol

And Krom - Hello squire!

 

[AinuLainour]

Originally posted by cfwheeler58
Why didn\'t Jesus go to college ? He got nailed on his boards.

What about the variation (that is much funnier, or at least I think so as a Canadian):

Why doesn\'t Jesus play hockey?

He\'s afraid of being nailed to the boards.


Agh... This all sounds so offensive to me even though all the pics and jokes are funny.

 

[uberdark]

but arent we forgetting the most important thing of all.

chuck could kick jesus\' ass

oooh yeah.

hmmm after making that statement i have firmly put myself in the hell of blasphemy.

*shrugs*

oh well who\'s with me?

 

[Gilvan Blight]

I think it\'s time we all took the Blasphemy challenge?

http://www.blasphemychallenge.com/

 

[No Such Agency]

I\'m surprised Raptor Jesus hasn\'t put in an appearance yet...

 

[Aidan K]

Jesus is getting in shape!

\"Encouraged by His progress, particularly the increased definition in His pectoral and abdominal muscles, Christ is focusing all of His attention on visualizing the success of His Second Coming.\" lollol

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/christ_getting_in_shape_for_second

 

[uberdark]

i think the fact that he has a pair of new balance on shows his commitment to the second coming. not only is he ready for a 6 pack chest but he will attain the perfect thighs, calves and ankles any god has every hadlol

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by cfwheeler58...Listen Jesus, you drop that cross one more time and you\'re out of the Easter parade...

I read this yesterday and I\'m still sniggering over it lol I just know that when I get dragged to church for the Easter stuff I\'ll be sitting near that particular station of the cross and not be able to keep a straight face :twisted: