The Case of the Iraqi Blow-Up Doll

[AinuLainour]

\" Iraqi blow up doll HELP!! (please note this is from another forum, which I happen to lurk on)

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Well my cousin recently got back from Iraq, and while he was there he picked up some \"presents\" so to speak. As a gag gift, he picked up this blow up doll over there; I have no clue why and/or where, he\'s like that. I have the package sitting here now. But I am afraid it isn\'t a blow up doll, like inflatable, but like KABOOM blow up. I can\'t tell what it is. it\'s in a plain sealed box with a generic blow-up doll pic on it and Arabic writing. I don\'t know though what to do? I am really horny now and it\'s killing me. But I mean it\'s from Iraq, how do I know it\'s not a suicide-bomber blow up doll? Like when I open it it\'s not going to explode? He didn\'t think twice about, but now I\'m paranoid. How can I tell if it is a bomb or if it is just a sex toy? Please help. I called the local cops about it and they just laughed. So, yea, I\'m turning to UG. What should I do with the package?\"

- Poster on the Ultimate-Guitar forums. Thought you might get a kick out of it

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[No Such Agency]

Um... that\'s the kind of thing that gets posted on the Something Awful forums... sheesh, bored nerds late at night

Besides, if it ain\'t a RealDoll, it ain\'t a real doll.

 

[doomsayer]

^BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[lizcam]

poke it with a big stick? Tie a big rock to a tree in such a way that you can pull acord from behind a truck and the rock will drop on the box? Only things I can think of.

 

[darthfoley]

Originally posted by lizcam
poke it with a big stick?

I think that\'s the general idea with blow up dolls.

 

[doomsayer]

I don\'t know if this is the beer talking but BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[frenchkid]

I\'m quit sure they use real explosive for toys in Irak, I means= they can\'t really like their children right

As a matter of fact, when they did team america they whent to irak to get a bunch of those dolls. lol

 

[freakinacage]

quiet doomsayer, don\'t encourage him

 

[matty1001]

Consult the Trotters.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Well Ainu...It depends if you\'re really desperate enough to open it in the first place lol

If I hear about a small explosion in Canada in the news... :no: -10 points for Ainu\'s credibility

 

[demonherald]

The tiniest prick will pop those things.....giggidy..

 

[Torn blue sky]

Well if I was somehow dependent on a doll ,thats close to what I\'d call the bugger that popped it lol

 

[Avelorn]

A suggestion for the guy, try to take it on board a plane.. they sensed my closed superglue bottle inside a plastic case

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by darthfoley

Originally posted by lizcam
poke it with a big stick?

I think that\'s the general idea with blow up dolls.

I always do that. Say the wrong thing at the wrong time and leave myself open like that. :innocent:

 

[AinuLainour]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Well Ainu...It depends if you\'re really desperate enough to open it in the first place lol

If I hear about a small explosion in Canada in the news... :no: -10 points for Ainu\'s credibility

NOO!! The horny dude isn\'t me! Click the word \"Thread\" at the bottom of my first post here.

 

[DaN]

I KNEW Matt would come up with an OFaH\'s link lol

 

[Ebonbuddha]

**Sigh**

Originally posted by AinuLainour
\" Iraqi blow up doll HELP!! (please note this is from another forum, which I happen to lurk on)

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Well my cousin recently got back from Iraq, and while he was there he picked up some \"presents\" so to speak. As a gag gift, he picked up this blow up doll over there; I have no clue why and/or where, he\'s like that. I have the package sitting here now. But I am afraid it isn\'t a blow up doll, like inflatable, but like KABOOM blow up. I can\'t tell what it is. it\'s in a plain sealed box with a generic blow-up doll pic on it and Arabic writing. I don\'t know though what to do? I am really horny now and it\'s killing me. But I mean it\'s from Iraq, how do I know it\'s not a suicide-bomber blow up doll? Like when I open it it\'s not going to explode? He didn\'t think twice about, but now I\'m paranoid. How can I tell if it is a bomb or if it is just a sex toy? Please help. I called the local cops about it and they just laughed. So, yea, I\'m turning to UG. What should I do with the package?\"

- Poster on the Ultimate-Guitar forums. Thought you might get a kick out of it

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[Torn blue sky]

lol Sorry Ainu, but how do WE know you\'re not the guy that posted it?! lol

It could be \"I have this friend....\" Syndrome

:ED: LMAO!!! The again, if it were you, now we know you really DO \"have this friend\" lol