The Giant of Dorset

Braveheart712

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Originally posted by Swordwind
I know, lets desecrate a 2000 year old monument for the sake of a film!

I\'m going to go carve a lifesize replica of Optimus Prime out of Stonehenge to celebrate the release of Transformers. And then rearrange Newgrane into the likeness of Bruce Willis. And those boring pyramids could be spruced up with a few pictures of Daniel Radcliffe painted onto the walls.

You forgot some purple paint on the top of the Washington monument to celebrate Ron Jeremy\'s next movie. Good God, lighten up, aren\'t there any imprtant issues to gripe about?
 

freakinacage

Well-known member
Originally posted by matty1001
I don\'t think a big Homer Simpson will degrade the historical significance of it.

And yes you are being upity.

i agree. it\'ll wash away. it just shows how bloody brilliant the old one was if you ask me. also, it\'s a load of free advertising for the local area. i\'m sure loads of people haven\'t heard of the giant and this has just shown him to the masses
 

darklord

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apparently a lot of couple copulate on the giant to increase their fertility. not sure what being on the homer one would do? increase your colesterol perhaps??
 

Modderrhu

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Originally posted by darklord
apparently a lot of couple copulate on the giant to increase their fertility.
What\'s all the noise about increased fertility? I couldn\'t care all too much about progeny, so I choose energy over fertility any day. :D

Perhaps the Hexing Hack (wiccanpony) might know what the fuss about fertility is?
 

Roger Bunting

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Over in East Sussex we\'ve got bigger devils attacking our giants. Trinny and Sussanah no less... scandal

They should be hung, drawn and quatered, not just because of any possible desecration to your local giant but just because it\'s them. Hey, maybe we can sneak them into the U.S. while everyone\'s paying attention to the Beckhams.
 

Sand Rat

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Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Over in East Sussex we\'ve got bigger devils attacking our giants. Trinny and Sussanah no less... scandal

They should be hung, drawn and quatered, not just because of any possible desecration to your local giant but just because it\'s them. Hey, maybe we can sneak them into the U.S. while everyone\'s paying attention to the Beckhams.

Like hell - you guys can keep \'em!!
 

Swordwind

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I reckon all these floods are because we\'ve pissed off the giant. He\'s there on his hillside thinking \"Hmm it\'ll wash away with the rain eh? Well I\'ll give them all the rain they\'ll ever want! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!\" :twisted:
 
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