Thinking of Changing my Avatar

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vincegamer

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I\'ve stuck with the same one since I started so people could always recognize me at a glance, but I have this storage box I was putting my summer clothes away in when I noticed the warning inside the lid and thought it would be a great avatar. What do you think?

babybox.jpg

(I guess you are not supposed to store babies in the winter storage box)
 
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finn17

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Not bad....

But I would be tempted to add a handle to the base and a knob to the lid to make it look like a saucepan:D
 
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vincegamer

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Originally posted by finn17
But I would be tempted to add a handle to the base and a knob to the lid to make it look like a saucepan:D
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\"do not fry babies\"???
But they taste best that way.
 
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Sturmhalo

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I love babies... but I couldn\'t eat a whole one!

I can\'t believe no one came out with that gag before me!!!
 
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Greymane

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Originally posted by vincegamer
I\'ve stuck with the same one since I started so people could always recognize me at a glance, but I have this storage box I was putting my summer clothes away in when I noticed the warning inside the lid and thought it would be a great avatar. What do you think?

babybox.jpg

(I guess you are not supposed to store babies in the winter storage box)
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Damn !! there goes my winter of rest idea , if you poke airholes in and fill with straw or newpaper would they work then?

not bad for an avatar though :D
 
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finn17

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Hmmm...

Originally posted by airhead
no, babies should be baked
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Baking can lead to toughness and a degree of indigestibility...A large baking \'crock\' can help...but

...personally, I wouldn\'t be without my big \'salmon steamer\'. Works a treat:D
 
No Such Agency

No Such Agency

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I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.

So, you see, you have options.
 
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Nelson

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Damnit!

Originally posted by vincegamer
(I guess you are not supposed to store babies in the winter storage box)
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So that\'s what his crying meant....I thought he wanted food. I didn\'t realize you\'re
not supposed to store them that way. Oh man, I am so not cut out for baby-sitting.

Just a sec, guys. *runs off to the attic*

Fatherhood, here I come! A man could make millions with a baby safe night-time dinner time, crap-time storage box.
 
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Badkarma1354

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If you have photoshop or some such program you should put your screen name on it somewhere so no one steals it. I currently working on my wonderful cows avatar and beieve me it looks 100% better if you include your screenname.
 
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lahatiel

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Tell me: when you pulled up to my house, did you see a sign that said, \"Dead Baby Storage,\" on my lawn?

No?

That\'s because I\'m not in the business of storing dead babies!

(Of course, that will be a whole lot funnier for those of you who enjoyed Pulp Fiction)
 
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Hoblit

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A topic like this just asks for tasteless dead baby jokes, but I will refrain.

Mainly because you\'ve probably heard them all before.
 
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barkel

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Wait!

Are you sure this sign isn\'t warning you against letting the baby out! It looks to me like it\'s saying DON\'T OPEN THE LID, THERE\'S A BABY INSIDE!

You may have accidentally let out Hitler\'s clone! Or some other baby-maniac.

barkel
 
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Errex

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Originally posted by barkel
DON\'T OPEN THE LID, THERE\'S A BABY INSIDE!
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That\'s more like it.

Babies may not have teeth but they secrete all sort of really nasty stuff...
 
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