vincegamer
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Anyone notice that the bottom few items in the News Items section haven\'t been posted to since 1969?
I didn\'t even know the internet was around in 1969.
I didn\'t even know the internet was around in 1969.
This site is old!
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DrEvilmonki
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The internet was start in 1876 by a secret society of alien masons. CMON is obviously a branch of this sect and is trying to take over the world.
How else can you explain its hypnotizing effects.
How else can you explain its hypnotizing effects.
1876??? Oh please!!
-The first mention of the Internet was by Pliny the Elder in circa 56 BC. He describes its use by Druids as a means of communicating as well as disseminating erotic pictures.
-Sometime in the 12th century, it was revived by the Priory of Sion as a means of communicating with the Knights Templar stationed in the Holy Land. (It appears that one of its primary uses was to send pictures of the KNights wives to them.)
-With the failure of the THird Crusade to recapture Jerusalem, the technology fell into the hands of the Saracens. They used it for the advancement of Islam (and the dissemination of erotic pictures)
- Finally, in 1876, with the help of alien Masons, the technology was wrested from the Saracens (who went on to become a popular rugby club) and returned to its rightful owners - the Druids.
- During the Great Potato Famine, the keepers of this great technology emigrated to the US. One group in particular settled in Tennessee and took the name Gore.
- A Gore descendant, Al, in the later half of the twentieth century formed a secret allegiance with two other shadowy figures. They pooled their \"forbidden knowledge\" and the Internet, as we know it, was born.
While we know the identity of Al Gore, the other two figures are known only by thier code names. It is believed that each represented an unique branch of dark, esoteric learning:
Al Gore - Celtic Druids
Borg - Rosecruitians
Chern An - Amway
There. there is the complete and true story behind the internet. It has never been told before now! I was forbidden to reveal it and now I fear for my life.
-The first mention of the Internet was by Pliny the Elder in circa 56 BC. He describes its use by Druids as a means of communicating as well as disseminating erotic pictures.
-Sometime in the 12th century, it was revived by the Priory of Sion as a means of communicating with the Knights Templar stationed in the Holy Land. (It appears that one of its primary uses was to send pictures of the KNights wives to them.)
-With the failure of the THird Crusade to recapture Jerusalem, the technology fell into the hands of the Saracens. They used it for the advancement of Islam (and the dissemination of erotic pictures)
- Finally, in 1876, with the help of alien Masons, the technology was wrested from the Saracens (who went on to become a popular rugby club) and returned to its rightful owners - the Druids.
- During the Great Potato Famine, the keepers of this great technology emigrated to the US. One group in particular settled in Tennessee and took the name Gore.
- A Gore descendant, Al, in the later half of the twentieth century formed a secret allegiance with two other shadowy figures. They pooled their \"forbidden knowledge\" and the Internet, as we know it, was born.
While we know the identity of Al Gore, the other two figures are known only by thier code names. It is believed that each represented an unique branch of dark, esoteric learning:
Al Gore - Celtic Druids
Borg - Rosecruitians
Chern An - Amway
There. there is the complete and true story behind the internet. It has never been told before now! I was forbidden to reveal it and now I fear for my life.
DrEvilmonki
Active member
Someone has WAY to much time on their hands!lolBut thanks. I didn\'t know the early history, now I feel enlightened.
DrEvilmonki
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Dauber22 is obviously a clone; hence 22. These clones are being positioned throughout the world in order to lead us away from the truth! Don\'t be fooled people!
Ohh god I think I can hear some one at the door. I have said to much.
Ohh god I think I can hear some one at the door. I have said to much.
Dragon Forge Design
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The truth is indeed out there....
lol
lol
Duaber
There is a little speech the principle makes at the end of Billy Madison that seems appropriate at this moment. I don\'t remember the whole thing but I know it ended -
\"and everyone in this room is now dumber after listening to it.\"
lol:bouncy::flip:
After all, everyone knows that Ringo Star invented the internet during the stoneage so he could download webcam shots of Rachel Welch, and it was later improved by the Greeks when they created the WWA (World Wide Abacus).
There is a little speech the principle makes at the end of Billy Madison that seems appropriate at this moment. I don\'t remember the whole thing but I know it ended -
\"and everyone in this room is now dumber after listening to it.\"
lol:bouncy::flip:
After all, everyone knows that Ringo Star invented the internet during the stoneage so he could download webcam shots of Rachel Welch, and it was later improved by the Greeks when they created the WWA (World Wide Abacus).
DrEvilmonki
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This thread is old!lol
