Originally posted by steelcult
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Gee Dauber, I would have said two - Rocky, and Demolition Man, if only for the comedic value and for Wesley Snipes kicking everybody\'s ass. That and Denis Leary\'s rant, which follows \"You see, according to Cocteau\'s plan I\'m the enemy, because I like to think, and I like to read. I\'m into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I\'m the kind of guy who\'d walk into a greasy spoon and wonder -- \"Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?\" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green jello all over my body reading playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the urge to, okay, pal? I\'ve SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It\'s a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, and singing \"I\'m an Oscar Meyer Wiener.\"