Women

[supervike]

One guys says \"I like my women like I like my coffee!\"

\"How\'s that\", says the other fella and proceeds to guess, \"Hot and sweet? Blonde and steamy? Strong and Black?
Creamy and cold?\"

\"Nah\", replies the first, \"Bitter and in the Kitchen.\"

 

[airhead]

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can stand close to the sink when they do dishes...

Gotta go.

 

[nick232]

why do women get married in white?

because all kitchen applyances come in white...

 

[alextheartist]

Run doncha mean?? lollollol

 

[wiccanpony]

:flame:

 

[Bigdennis52]

HAHAHA

I guess I started a trend

 

[ktooloo]

The creepy one is: \"I like my women like I like my coffee...ground up and in the freezer\"

And on that lovely note, I\'m off to play in a WoW minis tournament.

Lates


:beer:

 

[Bigdennis52]

.... women in the freezer, might explain why my woman is being so cold this fine evening

 

[BarstoolProphet]

Ok, who\'s on video duty, this week? Liz is going to show what women are good for. We could file it under \'educational videos\'.

 

[redarmy27]

*Laughs hard while reading posts*
......fiance reading over shoulder.....
*SMACK*


*Holds ice pack to back of skull*

 

[Ebonbuddha]

Funny...I have always heard it go I like my women like I like my coffee. Black and bitter.
My favorite is by Emo Phillips, Women: You can\'t live with them, and you can\'t get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash.

 

[lizcam]

<standing red faced with hand on hips tapping foot>

Ha ha. Ok boys. You\'ve had your fun. Now I want each and every one of you over to the freakbar. I have teaspoons for you all. You can help dig out the new pool with them. It\'s beach sized so it may take you a while. Fluffy will be watching you all to make sure you don\'t shirk. :cussing:

 

[johnboyjjb]

Women - can\'t live with them - can\'t procreate with out them.

 

[EldinTux]

Aw Liz let the boys have some fun. I was enjoying them jokes - and I don\'t have a women looking over my shouder

 

[lizcam]

Oh, go ahead. I guess I can\'t complain too much what with the kitte/boobie picture I posted in the freakbar for Vikey.

Boys, you have my permission to bag on women. ut only in this thread. Understand?

Now give me my teaspoons back. You can pick them up again in the next inapropriate thread. :twisted:

 

[Manus]

liz\'s permission to bang on women....uuuuuuuuh

 

[EldinTux]

We dont really need the permission but it makes her feel better

 

[airhead]

Women: They have half the money and all the <insert favorite bits>.

 

[Aliengod3]

Thank you for this thread. Studying it rigorously has helped me to receive a 96% on my managerial statistics test

 

[Bigdennis52]

Originally posted by johnboyjjb
Women - can\'t live with them - can\'t procreate with out them.

EDIT: Women - can\'t live with them - lol