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airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
never trust anything that will bleed for a week and not die.

*looking for that fireproof longjohns again*

:p:bouncy:
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by airhead
never trust anything that will bleed for a week and not die.

*looking for that fireproof longjohns again*

:p:bouncy:

time for that long long fishing trip:p;)
 

squig hunter

New member
Originally posted by lizcam
<standing red faced with hand on hips tapping foot>

Ha ha. Ok boys. You\'ve had your fun. Now I want each and every one of you over to the freakbar. I have teaspoons for you all. You can help dig out the new pool with them. It\'s beach sized so it may take you a while. Fluffy will be watching you all to make sure you don\'t shirk. :cussing:

But liz dear, my 5th of November gunpowder antics already sorted out an indoor lake in the basement:innocent:

Squig
 

No Such Agency

New member
... organic and Fair-Trade-certified?

Originally posted by lizcam
<standing red faced with hand on hips tapping foot>

Ha ha. Ok boys. You\'ve had your fun. Now I want each and every one of you over to the freakbar. I have teaspoons for you all. You can help dig out the new pool with them. It\'s beach sized so it may take you a while. Fluffy will be watching you all to make sure you don\'t shirk. :cussing:
Now if you said that dressed in a \"skimpy little Nazi costume\", you might make Emo Phillips very happy :rolleyes:
 

Bigdennis52

New member
album_cover_Emo_Phillips.jpg


lollollol
 

Ebonbuddha

Active member
Er...Ok.

How many men does it take to please a woman.
Impossible. Once a woman\'s done complaining about the men they\'re all asleep.
 
Originally posted by airhead
Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can stand close to the sink when they do dishes...

Gotta go.

my feet are the same size as my dad and boyfreinds feet :p they are both better at doing the washing up then me too.
 

Ebonbuddha

Active member
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course. He\'ll shut up once you let him in.
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Top 10 reasons a pistol is better than a woman:

..10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

..9 - You can keep one pistol at home and have another for when you\'re on the road.

..8 - If you admire a friend\'s handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

..7 - Your primary handgun doesn\'t mind if you have a backup.

..6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you\'re out of ammo.

..5 - A handgun doesn\'t take up a lot of closet space.

..4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

..3 - A handgun doesn\'t ask \"Do these new grips make me look fat?\"

..2 - A handgun doesn\'t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a pistol.
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
When my wife turned 40, I told her I was going to trade her in on 2 20 year olds. She said I wasn\'t wired for 220.
 

Shawn R. L.

New member
Originally posted by airhead
Top 10 reasons a pistol is better than a woman:

..10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

..9 - You can keep one pistol at home and have another for when you\'re on the road.

..8 - If you admire a friend\'s handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

..7 - Your primary handgun doesn\'t mind if you have a backup.

..6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you\'re out of ammo.

..5 - A handgun doesn\'t take up a lot of closet space.

..4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

..3 - A handgun doesn\'t ask \"Do these new grips make me look fat?\"

..2 - A handgun doesn\'t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a pistol.

(very un-PC) So, this guy is really intent on upgrading his home security and can\'t decide weather to get a shotgun or a pitbull so he compromises and hires a feminist.................(running for cover)lol
 

PegaZus

Stealth Freak
Originally posted by airhead
When my wife turned 40, I told her I was going to trade her in on 2 20 year olds. She said I wasn\'t wired for 220.
Shoulda told her that you\'d convert! Or at least risk a fuse or two! lol
 

lizcam

New member
<sigh>

You all must have been seriously screwed over a few times. I must admit some of these are really funny but if you tell anyone I said that I\'ll show you equal rights!
 
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