Women
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wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by airhead
never trust anything that will bleed for a week and not die.
*looking for that fireproof longjohns again*
:bouncy:
time for that long long fishing trip
squig hunter
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But liz dear, my 5th of November gunpowder antics already sorted out an indoor lake in the basement:innocent:
Squig
No Such Agency
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... organic and Fair-Trade-certified?
Now if you said that dressed in a \"skimpy little Nazi costume\", you might make Emo Phillips very happy
Bigdennis52
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lollollol
BarstoolProphet
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Could we maybe get back to the topic at hand, which was women-bashing jokes?
Or do we need the women to do those, too?
Or do we need the women to do those, too?
Ebonbuddha
Active member
Er...Ok.
How many men does it take to please a woman.
Impossible. Once a woman\'s done complaining about the men they\'re all asleep.
How many men does it take to please a woman.
Impossible. Once a woman\'s done complaining about the men they\'re all asleep.
Queenoftheunifrogs
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my feet are the same size as my dad and boyfreinds feet
they are both better at doing the washing up then me too.nightsword
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I\'ve the most hilarious joke ever...
... Women\'s rights!
... Women\'s rights!
Ebonbuddha
Active member
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course. He\'ll shut up once you let him in.
at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course. He\'ll shut up once you let him in.
airhead
Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Top 10 reasons a pistol is better than a woman:
..10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
..9 - You can keep one pistol at home and have another for when you\'re on the road.
..8 - If you admire a friend\'s handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
..7 - Your primary handgun doesn\'t mind if you have a backup.
..6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you\'re out of ammo.
..5 - A handgun doesn\'t take up a lot of closet space.
..4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
..3 - A handgun doesn\'t ask \"Do these new grips make me look fat?\"
..2 - A handgun doesn\'t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a pistol.
..10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
..9 - You can keep one pistol at home and have another for when you\'re on the road.
..8 - If you admire a friend\'s handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
..7 - Your primary handgun doesn\'t mind if you have a backup.
..6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you\'re out of ammo.
..5 - A handgun doesn\'t take up a lot of closet space.
..4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
..3 - A handgun doesn\'t ask \"Do these new grips make me look fat?\"
..2 - A handgun doesn\'t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a pistol.
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
:cussing: taking down \"names\"
Shawn R. L.
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(very un-PC) So, this guy is really intent on upgrading his home security and can\'t decide weather to get a shotgun or a pitbull so he compromises and hires a feminist.................(running for cover)lol
Ebonbuddha
Active member
How is a woman like a laxative?
They both irritate the crap out of you.
They both irritate the crap out of you.
Bigdennis52
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Originally posted by nightsword
I\'ve the most hilarious joke ever...
... Women\'s rights!
ya womens rights - The right to remain silent, :drunk:
