Worst movie idea ever

GreenOne

I paint my thumb.
Come on, It\'s a talking dog superhero, these guy\'s are geniuses.

\" Martha, do me a market study, what is popular lately...\"

\" Hmmm, superheroes, penguin, dogs.\"

\" Penguin has been overdone last year, let\'s go with dog and superhero.\"

\" Good Idea. Who\'s our best paid scenarist.\"

\" Dunston is at 200k yearly..\"

\" Good, put him on this one.\"

\" He hate dogs...\"

\" Who care ? Are there ways to save on FX for this ? \"

\"We can reuse some of the model used on the last spy kidz.\"

\" Great, let\'s get going. I am not president of the board for nothing.\"

\" You bought the largest part of the shares sir... did you ever watch a kid movie, do you have kids ?\"

\"Well....\"

\" Do you remember what kids are ?\"

\" A damn good source of income I\'ll tell you that.\"
 

No Such Agency

New member
Worst movie idea ever would be \"Painting Dojo: the New Generation\". It\'d be about a team of up-and-coming mini painters, trying to get their entries ready for the big Golden Demon competition. Their adversaries: a group of sinister painters who use dirty tricks and intimidation in their quest for the statues.

Yeah it doesn\'t SOUND bad... until you remember how much fun it is to watch someone else paint.
 

Sand Rat

New member
Sweet monkey of jebus when will they quit raping my childhood?

Whats next the adventures of Peabody and Sherman?
 

vincegamer

Active member
You remind me of Twister.

Why did there have to be a group of EVIL storm chasers?
I was in a storm chasers club back in my Oklahoma days and I don\'t remember any evil clubs.
 

Sand Rat

New member
Originally posted by vincegamer
You remind me of Twister.

Why did there have to be a group of EVIL storm chasers?
I was in a storm chasers club back in my Oklahoma days and I don\'t remember any evil clubs.

To have someone for the good guys to fight against - forces of nature are too impersonal to be villans.
 

GreenOne

I paint my thumb.
Steelcult:
Sweet monkey of jebus when will they quit raping my childhood?

I just taught this was so very quotable.

Best possible phrasing for a taught I had too, tough I suspect our childhood were different in place and time.
 

Sand Rat

New member
Well how about these fine examples of poo from Hwood -

Scooby Doo
Scooby Doo 2
Howard the Duck
Wild Wild West
 

lono

New member
Wild Wild West was definately terrible. There is a really interesting talk by Kevin Smith that reveals some details as to why it may have turned out quite as bad as it did. It\'s long but well worth a listen because the man can spin a good tale. Check it out here.
 

Aidan K

New member
Surely the worst movie idea is anything where someone involved says \"Rob Schnieder will be PERFECT for this movie\"?!?!
 

Onis Lair

New member
Oh god, i knew they were doing an Underdog but i had no idea it was live action. I have no desire to see what will become a pile of crap most likely. But now the watchman movie, that scares me because i guarantee that they will tame that down to be more acceptable by the public and when they do that, well they might as well not do the movie. Ok the more i think about it, since i just reread the comic, they should not make a watchman flick. It\'s going to be so sanatized that everything Alan Moore was getting at will be lost.
 

supervike

Super Moderator
Originally posted by vincegamer
You remind me of Twister.

Why did there have to be a group of EVIL storm chasers?
I was in a storm chasers club back in my Oklahoma days and I don\'t remember any evil clubs.

You WERE the evil club!!

That movie is so bad, that if its ever on TV, I have to watch it...
 

Highbulp Billy

New member
While we\'re on the subject of bad movies, what happened with the second Dungeons & Dragons film? I found out recently that it was released a while back everywhere except UK/Europe??? Was it really so bad that we put a continent-wide ban on it or something?
 
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