you remember having this much fun?

supervike

Super Moderator
Ah yes! That does look like fun.

Until you get that pissed off Gander that wants to tussle. You haven't lived until you've been Goose bitten. They can be some seriously mean SOBs...

Seems like Grandfatherhood agrees with you!!
 

Wyrmypops

New member
Lucky the geese were such pansies. I remember as a kid our family got chased by a posse of the aggresive buggers across Dartmoor. That added with falling in Greenwich duckpond as a toddler and being bitten by the quaking fiends, I prefer birds wearing plastic in a freezer.
 

BarstoolProphet

New member
Also wise to keep in mind that getting wing-buffeted by them can cause broken bones. Both in you and the goose. They're frightfully strong, those wings.
 

DXM

New member
Those are just Canada Geese... They are just too darn nice to nip you and if the they did they would probably say sorry:laugh:
 

Torn blue sky

New member
In Scotland any aggression from a goose would be met with; "HAWL YOU BIRD! Git in mah belleh!" *nom nom nom*
We used to do that to romans, but we became more civilized...I use that term in the loosest possible sense.
 

Einion

New member
Wyrmypops said:
Lucky the geese were such pansies. I remember as a kid our family got chased by a posse of the aggresive buggers across Dartmoor.
That's a free dinner opportunity right there :pirate:


BarstoolProphet said:
Also wise to keep in mind that getting wing-buffeted by them can cause broken bones. Both in you and the goose. They're frightfully strong, those wings.
I think that's mostly myth actually (the risk to us, certainly believe they can break their bones). If I were confronted with an angry goose or swan their wings wouldn't give me much pause, but I'd sure want to take care of the beak having been nipped by accident once.

Einion
 

Torn blue sky

New member
Whit? Have you ever had the compulsion to run into a group of chavs with your arms flailing?! lol!
That'd be cause for broken bones, I suspect.

Actually, I have had this compulsion. The number i'd be able to ruin before my untimely demise in the form of 18 size 10's isn't worth it thought, ultimately. Ironically, with the amount of people that despise the little shits, we could run in bigger groups!
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Whit? Have you ever had the compulsion to run into a group of chavs with your arms flailing?! lol!
Not the compulsion but the need.
When Paul the Bootie went "PLAY TIME", I had two choices, either face a kicking by chavs or face a kicking off his missus..........I went for the Chavs, far less chance of serious injury.
 

Wyrmypops

New member
A breed of white trash.

White tracksuit wearing, cheap gold jewellry donning, fake tanning, fond of bulldogs, live in council flats, listen to chart music, drink vodka and smoke dope, have disposable relationships within their clique, surly and disrespectful of others, willfully stupid and practice inaction as a life style choice so they can sponge off of welfare benefits. Useless wastes of oxygen that get even the liberal amongst us contemplating selective euthanasia. But on the plus side, folk as pointless as them can make everyone else feel better about themselves.
 

freakinacage

Well-known member
run run in the opposite direction from geese, they make me uneasy

the beginning of the vid did look like something from a horror film! 'run child, run from the monster!'
 
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