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This figure won me the covetous Slayer Sword at Gamesday Tokyo. Some things overheard at Gamesday Tokyo: Me: "Thank you, thank you... I'm so very proud to have competed against so many other excellent entries to win this sword here at Gamesday Tokyo." My Stupid Lying Friend: "Um, this isn't Tokyo. This isn't even a convention center... It's a Waffle House in... hell, I don't know where we are. Speaking of, the blindfold was really unnecessary." Me: "Dude, shut up or the waitress will hear you and take away my sword." My Stupid Lying Friend: "That's not a sword. That's a freakin' butter knife. What the hell is wrong with you?" Me: "I won it fair and square. These other entries were good, but NOT GOOD ENOUGH!" My Stupid Lying Friend: "What...? Wait, you mean the salt and pepper shakers?" Waitress: "Can I take your order? Uh, sir? Please stop stabbing your friend with the butter knife." My Stupid Lying Friend: "Dammit, this is the last time we let you near the coffee without supervision!" Kep

Posted: 6 Dec 2005

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