Chaos Marine: Iron Warrior Lord
Iron Warrior Lord: "Oi, I'm all chaosy and ironish. Behold!" Loyalist Trash: "Oh ho ho. I'll fight you in combat with my power sword and so end your reign of iron wrought terror!" Iron Warrior Lord: "I feel I should warn you, old chap, that I have NEVER been defeated in close combat." Loyalist Trash: "I am not afraid! En guarde!" Iron Warrior Lord (into radio): "Alright, lads. Drop an artillery round on this Loyalist Trash in front of me." Loyalist Trash: "Uh, wait, what?" Whiiiiistle. BOOOOOOM! The sound of bits of Loyalist Trash pattering down. Iron Warrior Lord: "Lawls, I win another round of close combat." Thank you and good night, this has been Chaos Marine Theatre. -Kep
Posted: 17 Sep 2006
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