Ya know... The first thing I thought was " Geezuz, What the f*** is that?" Then I start laughing, because it is pretty damn ugly. The Orcs are worth at least a 5, and more if they had been based. So rather than nail you with a 2 or 3 for the squiggoth, I'll give you a 5 just because you made me laugh, and the orcs aren't bad either.