Taenar the Scaly, Cultist Leader

When I first see a figure and a colour scheme immediately springs to mind, I can not resist picking it up right away. And I laugh. Oh, how I throw my head back and laugh! Then, after explaining to the store staff that yes, I do intend to buy it, if only they'd BACK OFF and give me five more minutes of laughter. No, I won't stop bapping strangers with a copy of the Dungeon Master's Guide. Gosh, such picky store owners and their "rules!" Such was the case for this figure: the colour scheme is exactly as I pictured it. The hieroglyphics are inspired directly from actual Egyptian ones, though I didn't arrange them to spell out anything (that was just a bit too much effort for my tastes) and they're not enclosed in a cartouche. In all honestly, I think I could have done them much better and they really didn't come out quite as impressive as they were in my head. I really should have attempted the entire cartouche anyway, but I felt the figure would be far too busy. I'll need to pick up another suitable looking figure specifically to give that a go. And oh WOW, don't you just get the feeling this guy was royally gypped at the weapons store? "Hey, Joe, I need a good sword." "Sword? You don't need no sword, Taenar... What you need is a good old fashioned SNAKE." "Hmm, alright, Joe... I'm listening." Kep

Posted: 3 Sep 2004

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RedSevenBlue
I can just Imagine it now, this guy standing in a diorama of a convinence store with a skaven behind the counter, lol
18 Mar 2006
No Such Agency
(7.5) People have held up convenience stores with snakes, they're not to be underestimated if you want sheer fear value. This one is quite large too, and has large teeth and a nasty grin.
10 Feb 2005 • Vote: 7
QuietiManes
I guess that all depends on who's view you're looking at the "good vrs bad weapon" theory from. Snakes keep biting long after Taenar has died, Taenars sword however, would hit the dust with him and bite no more. Nice job on the figure, looks like it has some attitude.
19 Sep 2004 • Vote: 9

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