Citadel Cyclopean Chaos Dwarf

This was from the pre-big hat era of chaos dwarves, when they really had no true purpose of their own outside of the decree, "Be weird." Later, the chaos dwarves would find that they were, in fact, rather Slavic in origin and thereby donned big hats. Much to the surprise of Slavic people everywhere. What's great about this particular chaos dwarf is how much he reminds me of Ron Jeremy. Though maybe that has more to do with how "cyclopean dwarf" sounds like a bad innuendo. Cue the bad synth-jazz music, please. Kep

Posted: 11 Feb 2005

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lol, cool
10 Feb 2016 • Vote: 9
supervike
Ron Jeremy? That is a hoot. Is that a tail sticking out of his pants?? bowchickabowwow...
19 Mar 2005 • Vote: 8
EArkham
You are likely correct. The next generation of Chaos Dwarves did have a more Assyrian look to them, even down to the use of lammasu in the army lists. There's really no telling where I get the stuff I write in the description... it boggles even me sometimes. ^_^
18 Mar 2005
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