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Dark Eldar vs Zoanthrope
This was my 2005 Games Day Atlanta Duel category entry (silver). The title was "Tyranid -- The Other OTHER White Meat." That alone tells a story, I think, but bear with me for I will indulge with more details. Imagine, if you will, a forested world, and a lone Dark Eldar left behind by his fellows, now lurking in the tall grasses and reeds. Birds chitter sweetly in the trees as the wind rustles the vegetation into undulation; his stomach growls loudly. The birds grow suddenly silent. Now is the time to strike! The sound of running footsteps as he charges forward, driven mad with hunger and then HOLY CRAP, where'd that cliff come from, AHHHH gonna fall, wait, is that a tyranid? OMG, FOOD FOOD FOOD, THX. The End! Bows. Thank you everyone. Join us next time for Wacky Tyranid Theater, where little Timmy Hormagaunt falls in a well, Lassie jumps in to save him, and Timmy eats her. Kep
Posted: 21 Mar 2005
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