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Inquisition Astropath Henchman

Personally I think an astropath and servo skulls epitomize the erronous thinking of the Imperium. Really. Let's send a BLIND GUY into battle, wearing a robe that drags the ground and gets snagged on every bit of rubble he comes across. If he doesn't stumble right into the loving arms of an ork or tyranid, that robe is certain to yank his rear to the ground. Maybe the Inquisitor got stuck with him because he was picking his team last, like in dodgeball. "Oh, no Marines left? Hrm, and Imperial Guard are all gone, too? Just a human bomb and a blind guy... uh... yeah, think I'm gonna have to take the blind guy, then." And the servo skulls. What the heck? "Seems Joe wasn't good enough to survive the first time around, so let's make a servo skull out of him and get him back on the team. We can't function without Joe! We'll put him out front since he loves to catch those bullets." Actually that last part kinda makes sense. Kep

Posted: 1 Jul 2005

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