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I paint more than I roll, and I strive to be better. As of writing this bio, I can barely slap paint on a model with a paintbrush, but I'm not terrible with a brush. I'll let you be the judge. Also, I currently lack an HD camera, unless you consider the iPhone 5 to have an HD camera, so what I do put up here may not be as HD as I'd like it to be. I can't buy minis consistently, so expect month-long gaps between posts. If you meet me in person, don't touch me. I have a thing about touching that leaves me trying to tear off my own skin. I co-host and edit a bi-wheneverly podcast called Buckets of Dice. Which means it's my fault if the podcast is late after we'd said we'd recorded an episode. I'd tell you where you can find it, but Alex, the other co-host, hasn't told me yet.
Please give me tips, tricks, and criticism when necessary. Or unnecessary. I strive to be better, so any bit helps.
If you like my work so much that you have to have some (Ha ha), PM me with what you want and how you want it painted. I'll do pretty much any model from any game so long as you supply it to me. I won't even charge you that much, because I have no idea what my work is worth. I'd probably just charge you for paints, namely the ones I don't actually have. I'm not ready to take on any huge projects, but we can work that out. (Just to clarify, I'm giving you the option. I doubt anyone will take me up on it, but hey. Now for some legal stuff: I reserve the right to reject any project simply because it goes against various personal "beliefs". I'm not a religious man, but I couldn't find a better word. Anyways, you reserve the right to email me hourly once you think I'm procrastinating. I only check my email a few times a day, so there's that. Of course, I'll give you my Skype username, so you can literally call me hourly. Just call me. No words need speaking. Shhhh. It's ok, everything will be fine. Shhh...)
I try to have a sense of humor. I fail. Very often.
If I ever leave criticism, it's because I genuinely want you to get better. If I come across angry, annoyed, or sarcastic, blame the fact that there is no "I'm being abso-fething-lutly genuine here" emote. Because I am. If I'm anything else, you'll find a little "/sarcasm/" or "/anger/" at the end of the comment. Which is about as rare as finding a Yu-Gi-Oh card in a Magic: the Gathering pack.
I think I'm done for now.
Stuff I'm good at: Painting, Playing Video Games. Stuff I'm bad at: Warhammer 40k and Fantasy
Please give me tips, tricks, and criticism when necessary. Or unnecessary. I strive to be better, so any bit helps.
If you like my work so much that you have to have some (Ha ha), PM me with what you want and how you want it painted. I'll do pretty much any model from any game so long as you supply it to me. I won't even charge you that much, because I have no idea what my work is worth. I'd probably just charge you for paints, namely the ones I don't actually have. I'm not ready to take on any huge projects, but we can work that out. (Just to clarify, I'm giving you the option. I doubt anyone will take me up on it, but hey. Now for some legal stuff: I reserve the right to reject any project simply because it goes against various personal "beliefs". I'm not a religious man, but I couldn't find a better word. Anyways, you reserve the right to email me hourly once you think I'm procrastinating. I only check my email a few times a day, so there's that. Of course, I'll give you my Skype username, so you can literally call me hourly. Just call me. No words need speaking. Shhhh. It's ok, everything will be fine. Shhh...)
I try to have a sense of humor. I fail. Very often.
If I ever leave criticism, it's because I genuinely want you to get better. If I come across angry, annoyed, or sarcastic, blame the fact that there is no "I'm being abso-fething-lutly genuine here" emote. Because I am. If I'm anything else, you'll find a little "/sarcasm/" or "/anger/" at the end of the comment. Which is about as rare as finding a Yu-Gi-Oh card in a Magic: the Gathering pack.
I think I'm done for now.
Stuff I'm good at: Painting, Playing Video Games. Stuff I'm bad at: Warhammer 40k and Fantasy
