animal kingdom facts or fables

[Chrome]

Cats can't taste sweet things so if you're worried about being bitten by one all you need to do is cover yourself in toffee

Almost all cats I've had have totally loved sweet things though, especially when it was mine and I wasn't looking.

 

[Master of fact]

I cant deal with this sneaky cat, freaks me out!!!

link durrrr http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzzjgBAaWZw

 

[cassar]

ninja cat will kil you in your sleep

 

[Undave]

That's it! I was trying to remember what it put me in mind of but one of the comments nailed it. That sneaky cat is just like the angels on that episode of Doctor Who

 

[freakinacage]

he must have got lucky lol

he does look smug!!

and lolz at the ninja cat!

 

[cassar]

shark eyes, creepy on a mammal

 

[DXM]

Did you know cats are alcoholics
PROOF

 

[nels0nmac]

Ninja cat is so cool. On the subject of what cats like. Both of mine really love Pickled Onion flavoured Monster Munch.... go figure

 

[freakinacage]

you waste pickled onion monster munch on cats?!!

 

[cassar]

cfer my cat would go through you for a short cut and kill dead things for a slice of chicken roll eve after being fed

 

[Master of fact]

how do you pronounce his /her name .seefur?

 

[Tagamoga]

cfer my cat would go through you for a short cut and kill dead things for a slice of chicken roll eve after being fed

Perhaps they want only to refed you...

As we lived in the country in a house with garden, my cats (there were two at this time) went after every dinner for a hunt. After this, they came back though the cat-door and sneeked in our bed for sleeping. Once I was sleeping on the side and the second cat came in. She layed on my shoulder with the tail in my face. After a while she gone away to the litter box, but the tail remaind in my face. I picked up this tail and examined it by the moonlight without glasses. It had small theeth, four little nacked paws and a own naked tail... my cat tried to refeed me with an death and still warm mouse... :tremble:

I was too tired and confused to screem. Well... try to thank your cat and to tell her, how proud you are of her, while you have had a dead mouse in your hand, that lied a second earlier in your face...

For cat stories try these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rb8aOzy9t4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s13dLaTIHSg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOHvZjiDANg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1qHVVbYG8Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tuf61OjvoPQ

*smile* I love these...

Greetings, Taggi

 

[freakinacage]

how do you pronounce his /her name .seefur?

aye see-fur, as in c for cart
my cousins have a dog called deefur

 

[nels0nmac]

@Freak ... I didn't start it, the missus is always trying them with new stuff. They just look at her and she gives in to them; hence we now know they eat Pickled Onion Monster Munch
A friends daughter had a rabbit called Tibbar.

 

[cassar]

"c fer cat" is correct yes, it could have been worse i wanted to call her "cooking fat".
emm im in the mood for some monster munch now and its only 0930hrs

 

[cassar]

if you give a seagul alcaseltzer tabs it explodes as seaguls can' farrrttt! pow!!

 

[airhead]

if you give a seagul alcaseltzer tabs it explodes as seaguls can' farrrttt! pow!!

No, but they go flying off with foam coming out of thier mouths (beaks). very LOL.

 

[freakinacage]

or they rupture their stomach and die. you can feed them bicarb wrapped in bread. i dont btw

 

[Master of fact]

"cough" did not get that cfer joke till freak posted deefur, adurrrr. i was thinking siefer like Final fantasy 8. (you all play computers dont you....)

 

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