ULTRAMARINES the movie

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phreak0

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i just pressed stop, this movie stinks so badly id rather take a swim in the sewers. the story is as thin as the algae wrappers on suski and the cgi is so bad the caracters only have movement in their eyeballs and lower jaws, nothing else. there are no feelings whatsoever and the sounds are just disturbingly off, or how about power armour creaking like a bikers leather suit? or the collected boots of a tactical unit sounding like leather boots?

worst piece of crap ever developed, and i watched both daredevil and elektra
 
Shellshock

Shellshock

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Only semi-good bit imo was toward the end where they are... no non of it was good actually, thing that got my beef the most was the fact it was one squad of smurfs, 2 fists and about 12 chaos marines in the entire movie, I was bit too hopeful I think, I wanted battle formations, termis, raiders, bombing runs, orbital bombardments, dreads, preds, goose, moose and apple juice, I wanted face smashing of epic proportions not a "who dun it" episode of neighbours.
 
cassar

cassar

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love this version far better you should do the whole graphic novel piss take i'd pay for that no problem lmao.
 
nels0nmac

nels0nmac

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Must say I love Curis' version over the real thing.

Watched it on Youtube over the weekend..... glad I didn't pay anything to watch it. On the whole it was pretty dire. The conversations had no emotion ... probably due to the fact that to keep the costs of the actors down to a minimum they were most likely only hired for one day and probably did not meet in one studio at the same time, so they had no one to look at and react to when reading their lines. Hence the rather stilted one line at a time conversations. The plot was not much to write home about. Land, walk, shoot, walk some more, shoot some more, take off, shoot the traitor in their midst ( like you didn't see that one coming), done. And that took 1hr 20mins. Seemed like 5mins... in fact it would have been so much better if it had been only 5 mins.
 
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SkelettetS

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lol! not that i was particulary interrested in the movie before, this really take the edge of it.
nelsonmac; ahhhh spoiler! :D
 
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uberdark

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and why does everyone call me ubie? i mean liz and i need to have some words. she started this thing, and now my name sounds cute with "ubie" wonderful. lol
 
noneedforaname

noneedforaname

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People forgot how dire LOTR is when broken down. Were walking, Were walking, Were walking, Were walking, ooh some singing, Were walking, Were walking, Were walking, there's a fight, Were walking, Were walking, Were walking,some more singing, Were walking, Were walking, Were walking, a big fight, drop the rings in the volcano, the eagles turn up, the end.
 
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Torn blue sky

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Here, anyone ever wonder how they just didn't fly the bastarding eagles over the volcano to begin with and just toss the ring in?
"F*ck that for a game of soldiers! We'll walk, could use the exercise!" This is why you should never plan the days events late at night in a tavern! Before they knew it a nosey dwarf, some shady bloke, a girly elf, an untrustworthy man and a couple of midgets were also along for the walk...
I think what i'm trying to say is, i'd encourage you all to drink as much beer as possible. There's adventure in every pint.
 
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IdofEntity

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nels0nmac said:
Must say I love Curis' version over the real thing.

The plot was not much to write home about. Land, walk, shoot, walk some more, shoot some more, take off, shoot the traitor in their midst ( like you didn't see that one coming), done. And that took 1hr 20mins. Seemed like 5mins... in fact it would have been so much better if it had been only 5 mins.
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Aye. all could have been solved with Orbital Bombardment, a better HR department, and a cup of tea.
 
cassar

cassar

BALLSCRATCHER
bored of the rings national lampoons explains it all lol. if you play the movie backwards all you get is some twat gets given a ring by a volcano and walks home.

 
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