Toylets. Are you taking the piss!

Toylets

Urine streams used to control Sega's Toylet video games

You're probably familiar with the advertising that frequently appears above public urinals in men's restrooms. Always the innovator, Japan has a new idea for that unused space: video games, where the controller is your urine stream.

They are called Toylets, and currently there are four models. To be clear, these are still in development.

* Manneken Pis, which simply calculates the amount of urine produced.
* Graffiti Eraser, in which graffiti on a wall is removed with a hose, your hose we suppose.
* The North Wind and Her, you are the north wind, and you try to blow a dress off a girl. The stronger the urine stream, the harder the wind blows.
* Milk from Nose, two sumo wrestling characters blow milk out of their noses to push the other out of a sumo ring. The winner is the person who has the stronger urine pressure. Don't worry, it's multiplayer, but the game is between you and the prior user of that same urinal.

We have to admit at being held speechless by the Toylet. We also feel sorry for the fairer sex, who can't participate in such wonderment (yes, yes; it's already bad enough the lines in women's restrooms are so long).

Source: www.examiner.com

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I want one installed, beats trying to beat the flush when you widdle. Sorry girlie's just one more game you cant play!
 

Shellshock

New member
That's quality, I break the seal quite early when drinking, this'd make all those bog trips more worthwhile.
 

supervike

Super Moderator
The Japanese have a weird sense of....basically everything!


I was in a bar once that had a 'wheel of fortune' type game in the pisser. You had to piss hard to spin the wheel, and they gave away free stuff at the bar (including food). I won a chicken sandwich, but declined, as piss-soaked winnings turned my stomach.
 

Shawn R. L.

New member
Gotta love them Japanese!!

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tzor

New member
So not fair! I want to be able to join in on the fun!

Who says you can't?

The games seem all flow based, all you need is the proper "device" and the moxy to walk into a men's room. There appears to be a plethora of manufacturers out there.

In fact, it really would not be fair. You would probably out stream all the guys.
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
no matter how old the "man", his inner child will alway be just a piss away .............. long eye-roll
 

Shellshock

New member
I was thinking during a smoke break today what I could do to end my misery of a long life in unskilled labour, suicide seemed too much effort from my slumped down position against a tipped up trolley when it came to me, I'm going to commercially import these bad boys and be flithy rich. /solved.
 
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