Twilight............Simple Logic really.

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
lol

I tried watching one of the Twilight moves just to see what the teen hype was about, but the acting was soooooooooooo BAD I bailed after a half hour
 

freakinacage

Well-known member
Yeah I put them on a usb when I was ill and I couldn't be arsed to move and ended up watching all 3. It's amazing how they have such good subject matter (vampires vs werewolves = win) and yet if you combined all 3 films, you wouldn't have enough plot/acting to fill a half hour tv slot
 

ischa

New member
loljk. first one is a decent teen romance movie, as those goes. second might be the worst crap ever, that taylor lautner is a big freaking pile of steaming s**t. shame they cant use kirsten stewards, she can be pretty good, like "in the land of women" really liked that movie.

i feel a bit ashamed to admit i rather liked one or two of the books though. last one was rubbish, but i think i liked the third, a bit more speed, and you could imagine the wolfs and vampires as cool instead of sissyish.
 

Avelorn

Sven Jonsson
I think he's pretty good - fangboy just som ridiculous lines he had to say. Saw an interview and seems to be a good guy. Wolfboy... not so much. And I think Kristen Stewart doesn't really shine because of the terrible female part she's playing.

I've seen two. First one was saved by Radiohead at the exit but really awfully safe, never dangerous. It's like nothing ever got scary.. or exciting or... anything. Second one... I can sum it up for you in 4 seconds.
 

RuneBrush

New member
I've never watched them (nor have any desire to), but I've had it summed up to me as "one girls choice between necrophilia and bestiality"
 
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