John, language , moi?
In all seriousness I love language in all it's complexities and nuances. Using English to elicit a response such as yours is a pleasure.
No doubt AndyG and Ten Ball will be along to let you know that I have a "noticeable" regional accent, just like both Sting and Cheryl Cole have. Do not believe them, I have mollified my accent to allow me to communicate with such poorly refined southerners.
Tee hee
Plus of course I've read so many books in the last 50+ years, which means I have acquired some methods of expression.
(Plus I'm a sarcastic git)
OH and don't write off kids, they are chaos incarnate and laughter immeasurable. I have 5 nieces, 3 nephews and 10 great-nieces.