Friday.

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
So glad it's Friday.
Training course on a new piece of Software at work.
No hands on, Demo only with Death by PowerPoint.

Yes I nodded off at least once.
Same again next week.
Fiddlesticks
 

Ritual

New member
Death by PowerPoint.
Ouch!! That's one of the worst ways of dying!!

Seriously, why do people continue to make massive PowerPoint slide shows and then just read out loud what's on the slides?? Does anyone really think that is a good way of doing a presentation?? :curse!::freaked-out::at-wits-end:
 

MAXXxxx

Well-known member
they do :) they have to show huw much they've worked on it.
on the other hand if there are enough participants and you get a good place in the back you can have 1-2 hours of relaxing sleep :D
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Don't forget I've done both Teaching and Training, so I understand how keeping attention is vital.
Sadly this 'trainer' doesn't understand vocal projection, elocution or even using humour to make a point.

The software itself looks as if it could be really useful, but we really need to 'play' with it to get the best out of it.

Ah well, I forsee a bottle of wine in my immediate future. Don't know what Fran's having!??????
 

Pictish Mini Painting

I'm actually a man!
Oh god, as a QHSE bod, i have been through and been trained in "DBPP" and thankfully know not to inflict it upon others!

Weekend though, mums birthday so a high tea, then doing my first commission on sunday :)

Though Johnny Walker Red in my immediate future (i have a sore throat.....your honor)
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Rose Model Art, Johnnie Walker and you're in Aberdeen........you should be ashamed of yourself.
Find a Better Whisky and indulge in the pleasure of finest distilled "Water of Life".
 

Terrafirma

New member
When are you guys going to realise the only thing you should drink is water or beer.
water is "water of life"
beer is nectar of the gods .
thank god it's the weekend.
cheers
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
DR, I feel your pain. I spent 20 years with quarterly updates and new "manual on...." training. Most of it delivered just as you said by some minion that didn't want to be there either.

I'm so glad I'm out of that life.

A few weeks ago, I went for some extended training on the new software I use for my business. The trainer had her laptop and projector. Small class, most of us with our laptops as well. We spent 4 hours with her explaining and showing us the "where & how" to any problems or questions we had.

That was a great class.
 
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Pictish Mini Painting

I'm actually a man!
Rose Model Art, Johnnie Walker and you're in Aberdeen........you should be ashamed of yourself.
Find a Better Whisky and indulge in the pleasure of finest distilled "Water of Life".

In my defence it was an Xmas present and it's great in coffee, the 18 year old glenfiddich and kraken spiced rum are for actual nips ;)
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
reading this at monday morning kind of sucks you know...
I understand.
I was scheduled to be at work today, as I was expected to continue this course, but I've had to give in and stay off as I've had so little sleep it'd be unsafe for me to drive.
And an 80+ Mile round trip at the moment, yeah waaay too much risk the way I'm feeling.

When are you guys going to realise the only thing you should drink is water or beer.
water is "water of life"
beer is nectar of the gods .
thank god it's the weekend.
cheers

OK so when you Aussies brew some beer let us know.
 
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