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I was looking at a some painting earlier and was struck by something I\'m seeing more and more of and that makes me ask myself why do they do that? The doings is the habit of placing a coin or thumbnail next to the miniature they are photographing and displaying as if to say look how small it...

Couldn\'t help but crack up when I read the comment in attendance with this piece: Sister Celestine (I think) It\'s cruel but true. At least he got it right when he said the rest of it ain\'t that bad :D

I dreamt last night I was fighting King Kong with a pair of shears. He was after my bike. I remember impaling him on the shears, but he wouldn\'t die. In the end another King Kong came along (with long blond hair) and they disappeared due to my dad unloading the movie from the video recorder...

I found this site on my travels today. Very impressive use of Lego What a hoot lol The link is on the side of the page.

Hello there. Look: Can I ask where the main body of this text has gone? I had written as well that I\'d go to the local for a pint and then have a lazy afternoon shag. The whold section was removed. I don\'t mind stuff being removed IF people tell me why. Anyone?"] I don\'t think I\'m...

Has anyone seen the \'girl gamers\' for dating service? What a hoot! It\'s a jazzy old banner. Bouncy and titillating! Are things really this bad that blokes are being lured into dating rings? Is anyone here that desperate? If you are, tell us so we can all have a good laugh at your...

The word I impart to you to get the ball rolling is twibill. It\'s a type of axe used in battle. A common usage of the word could be she had a face like a twibill. Another could be the manager of Cardiff City is facing the twibill. TWIBILL. TWIBILL. Twibill.

I reckon the feeling you get after a good sit down on the toilet with a newspaper, but then that\'s sometimes beaten by the \'wee shudder\' when urinating. But yawns are sometimes beautiful. Which is the best in your eyes?

Listening to Togo vs S Korea at the moment. The punditry is supplied by Dion Dublin alongside the usual commentary (which, despite the title to the thread, is quite good). Anyone heard Dion Dublin doing his thang yet this tournament? He\'s an atrocious abomination! He\'s worse than Chris...

And here it is: skinny little bloke gets six months for not paying his poll tax screw shows him to his cell once inside this great big bloke climbs down from his pit & says to the skinny fella WHAT YOU IN FOR skinny says 6 months 4 not paying me poll tax what you in for big man MURDER he...

Isn\'t it great the way things are around here lately? We\'re all over the place and threads are going bananas. Excellent. Victor Hardy\'s thread has gone doolally and we have some grand new threads in the General Discussions. I feel alive (CMON-wise). Long live us!

Tequila. What\'s the point? Sambuca the same. It\'s my girlfriend\'s way of making me look silly.

It means feck all to 99% of folk (hoho!), but Munster beat Biarritz today in the Heineken Cup of rugby union. If anyone gives a tinkers cuss, this result put one in Serge Blanco\'s face (great player though he was). He said we should limit the participation of Celtic League teams in the...

For those who might have been familiar with the band, they are currently due a new release for next month. Here\'s the video clip: http://www.nedsatomicdustbin.co.uk/neds_atomic_dustbin_video.asp And here\'s a couple of music clips...

Well blow me, what an FA Cup final! If ever a cup should have been awarded to two teams, this was the occasion. It was like the Somme until the penalties. Then it was the Alamo. Hats off!:D

I\'m a conscientious objector to the closing of the spam thread. There was no need for it to be closed as there was nothing terrible or offensive about it. A little bickering is good for the soul! So, in response to the closure, I have instigated this wonderful thread to continue our debates...

Look, I found this, the Sensible Erection RPG! I\'ve started playing and I\'m really enjoying it - a proper Japanese-type RPG with some quality humour and music. Go on, download it and play!

Belief-o-Matic! Where is your bread buttered? The completely unofficial pigeon-holing of beliefs Now then, now then. This questionnaire will lead you to a confusing result (I\'m a Sikh apprarently :D) but it does get your brain juices pumping and makes you front up to the wishy-washiness of...

I just heard on the BBC Radio 5 service that coppers in New York have reverted to using bicycles in Central Park as the in-line skates they used were no good on grass. lol Oh, to have been a criminal in New York whilst they wore their skates! It would have been like taking sweeties off of a baby.

This is from a CNN broadcast supposedly. I hope it\'s a spoof chaps and ladies!