10 things I learned while watching the new D&D movie.

[airhead]

1. Don\'t use your familiar to find the trap. OK, it wasn\'t her familiar, just a summoned \"friend\". The look on her face when it set off the trap was priceless.


Next?

 

[yoho1.5]

I hope one of the things you learned is that it is better than the old D&D movie.

 

[Hieronymus]

2. That science class trick with the rose in the liquid carbon dioxide works even better with a cleric in the breath weapon of a white dragon.

 

[No Such Agency]

Originally posted by Hieronymus
2. That science class trick with the rose in the liquid carbon dioxide works even better with a cleric in the breath weapon of a white dragon.

It\'s liquid NITROGEN. CO2 does not have a liquid phase at normal atmospheric pressure. It sublimates directly from solid to gaseous form.

Great, now I have to re-memorize \"Bigby\'s Scientific-Inaccuracy-Correcting Hand\".

 

[Hieronymus]

Originally posted by No Such Agency

Originally posted by Hieronymus
2. That science class trick with the rose in the liquid carbon dioxide works even better with a cleric in the breath weapon of a white dragon.

It\'s liquid NITROGEN. CO2 does not have a liquid phase at normal atmospheric pressure. It sublimates directly from solid to gaseous form.

Great, now I have to re-memorize \"Bigby\'s Scientific-Inaccuracy-Correcting Hand\".

I stand corrected. Actually, I sit corrected. Slouch corrected, to be perfectly honest.

 

[DM of Doom]

Originally posted by No Such Agency
Great, now I have to re-memorize \"Bigby\'s Scientific-Inaccuracy-Correcting Hand\".

I don\'t have that one....what level is it? Can I get a copy? I\'ll trade you for \"Rary\'s Demonic Enhancer\" or \"Delayed Blast Hairball\"

(It\'s amazing what spells you\'ll research for your pet imp or cat familiar...)

 

[sniffles]

Rogues like to be called \"Rogue\" all the time and never by name.

To stop being an undead you have to have drow syrup pumped into your spinal column.

Fighters get tumble as a class skill. And tumbling enables you to keep your helmet on even if it doesn\'t have a chin strap.

 

[Naukhel]

Originally posted by Hieronymus

I stand corrected. Actually, I sit corrected. Slouch corrected, to be perfectly honest.

Perfect honesty is SOOOOOO over-rated.
If you don\'t believe me, answer a woman honestly when she asks if you think her pants make her look fat....

 

[marineboy]

Originally posted by Naukhel

If you don\'t believe me, answer a woman honestly when she asks if you think her pants make her look fat....

Actually, answer any question truthfully when asked about attire by a woman...it\'s a no-win situation....lol

 

[johnboyjjb]

You could probably come out alright if it was a gorgeous naked woman and you just started to drool.

 

[beowulfthehunter]

3. There is nothing wrong with a female barbarin who is flexible to bend over backwards and has a heck of a scream!

 

[Naukhel]

Originally posted by beowulfthehunter
3. There is nothing wrong with a female barbarin who is flexible to bend over backwards and has a heck of a scream!

True! Did you watch the Special Features?

Dude, she did that without wires!
She bent backward double, and got back up without wires!
I fell madly in lust with her when I saw that.