A fascinating fact

[Master of fact]

I know that Mr Prophet! God if it's not Enion it's you lol (joke)

Im not sorry im bored watching the apprentice.

 

[supervike]

Well i screw catapillars i with my LOVE MUSCLE

YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sorry i went there

This is how I first read that.

 

[cassar]

you're odd

 

[Torn blue sky]

It's a prerequisite of being a patron here.

 

[Master of fact]

Hold on did you call me ODD!

I thought we were all issued straight jackets when we signed up.

 

[Torn blue sky]

I was deemed more dangerous wearing mine since i've been here so long. I frayed the stitches on the straps after years of struggling and broke "free", delivering a mighty buckled flailing bitchslap to one of the nurses.
Now i've been returned to the great outdoors to play with the other wildlife and have hence fourth lived like King Louie out of the Jungle Book ever since.

 

[crystella333]

Does that mean you've turned ginger like King Louie too?

 

[Master of fact]

OH SNAP

Your wife just gave you a virtual bitch slap!!

 

[cassar]

 

[Torn blue sky]

Does that mean you've turned ginger like King Louie too?

There's only one way to find out bebeh!

The lizard has tipped me off to your motives though.

 

[crystella333]

Your wife just gave you a virtual bitch slap!!

I ain't his wife and I'll bitch slap anyone because I can

 

[Torn blue sky]

You what?! *runs forward flailing uselessly*

 

[crystella333]

You what?! *runs forward flailing uselessly*

and with the use of some chloroform put TBS to sleep for afew hours

 

[BarstoolProphet]

Dress him in a pink tutu!
With a tiara!

 

[Torn blue sky]

Did you know an Octopusesess..es testicles are in its head? I bet you didn't.
Did you know fish age is determined by the growth rings in the ear? I bet you didn't.
Did you know Cows can see colour? Bet you didn't
Did you know the asian spore monkey has two anuses? Bet you didn't.

 

[cassar]

you sure that was chloroform n not lsd
did you know the human body has over thirty sphincters.....shite must be catching *didnt want to spell contagious in case i spellled it wrong n they started picking on me again...CATAPILLER...CATERPILLAR*

 

[Master of fact]

wait i thought you two were oh never mind. I live in tra la la land mostly.

 

[crystella333]

wait i thought you two were oh never mind. I live in tra la la land mostly.

which two do you mean hun?

 

[Master of fact]

you and TBS

 

[Torn blue sky]

Nothing of the sort my good man!

(Now be a good girl and fetch me a beer, crys. And feed the dog)