A fascinating fact

[Master of fact]

But you are together?

If not im cutting back on the booze or i have been smoking funny grass.

 

[crystella333]

Nope, you can get your own beer I'm on a break and the dog has ate your dinner
We're not together in that sense, just good friends

 

[Master of fact]

Okay. lol have to up my med's me thinks!

 

[Torn blue sky]

This is a fine way of telling me the honeymoon's over! You callous bi... Ohhhh wait till I get home from the pub... >: (

 

[crystella333]

This is a fine way of telling me the honeymoon's over! You callous bi... Ohhhh wait till I get home from the pub... >: (

When you get home, you'll get in and fall asleep in the chair like last time because the stairs were too far away for you to manage. But don't worry the dog will keep the bed warm should you make it up here

 

[Torn blue sky]

HAH! Enjoy your comfy bed and the dog! I'm going to fall asleep in front of television X with a beer. Moral victory for me!

 

[Master of fact]

If you can manage to turn the telly on in your drunken stupor!

 

[Torn blue sky]

Are you questioning my integrity, sah?! Have at you villain!