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Fizl

Fizl

Secret Crocodile
You would have to be kicked in the nuts for 18 hours continuously to be able to compare the two really.

Willing to give it a try?

Shaz
 
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generulpoleaxe

New member
i have been informed in the past that there are two ways a man could feel what it is like to give birth.

first one is to open an umbrela in your arse (no thanks)

the second one is to stretch your foreskin until it envelops your head. (i\'m glad nature made men forgo multi orgasms as a price for not being able to give birth)
 
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supervike

Super Moderator
So the Brits call pimples, spots?

What is up with that language of theirs!!

Zits, pimples, acne, whitehead, blackhead, but never spots!!

If someone has spots on thier face, I would immediately think Chicken Pox!
 
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Swordwind

New member
Braveheart gave me a spot! When I sat down to watch it I didnt have one but I just looked in the mirror and theres now a massive one on my forehead!

BAD HISTORY CAUSES PIMPLES!!!!!!!!!11111!!!
 
lizcam

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by Dragon Forge Design
I used to have this cool loop like tool. You would place it over the pimple or blackhead and push down and it would pop the pimple.. left no scars at all. It was designed to force the stuff out of the clogged pore.
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A bobby pin will do the same thing and works really well in ears! @ 47 I\'m pretty much past the whole thing but @ 17 my son is in the heat of the battle, poor thing. At least it got him to bathe regularly. That\'s a plus.
 
Fizl

Fizl

Secret Crocodile
Originally posted by Swordwind
Braveheart gave me a spot! When I sat down to watch it I didnt have one but I just looked in the mirror and theres now a massive one on my forehead!

BAD HISTORY CAUSES PIMPLES!!!!!!!!!11111!!!
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Blame a rubbish film! Thats the spirit lol

Shaz
 
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