A question from a four year old

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Undave

Flockwit
OK, so I\'m giving my four year old daughter a bath and completely unprompted she comes out with; \"Daddy, who would win out of Spiderman and Cthulhu?\".


So as you lot are obviously the authority on such things I told her I\'d ask on here. Now is your chance to advance a little girls education, go to it!
 
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Godlikebuthumble

New member
Well...
Since anything around Cthulhu still big enough for Spidey to latch his webs onto would be Cthulhu himself, Spidey\'s as good as dead. \'Nuff said.
 
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Undave

Flockwit
Cthulhu is the big tentacle faced sea monster who comes and tickles her in the bath. I think she got Spiderman from the toy adverts lol
 
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generulpoleaxe

New member
spiderman would win as even cthulu would be creeped out at someone wearing lycra being so brave.

christ, at least cling film would keep his bits fresh (stolen from lenny henry many, many, many years ago!)
 
lizcam

lizcam

New member
Cthulu. Then he\'d turn Spidey into a real spider the size of a house and set him loose on the nearest pre-school \'cause Cthulu is evil like that. Sorry hoeny. But there IS a Santa Claus!
 
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ktooloo

New member
\"Me\"..... You can even get her \"my\" children\'s book

http://www.ogrecave.com/reviews/babys_1st_mythos.shtml


: )
 
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supervike

Super Moderator
Erk!!

I\'ve had a change of heart!

As far as a telling a four year old, Spidey should win.

The good guys always win when you are 4!!
 
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hubbabubba

New member
Originally posted by steelcult
Well, technically the good guys won at Stalingrad.
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But that\'s only \'cause Cthulhu was busy that day.
Looks like your gonna have some interesting years as a parentlol
 
Shawn R. L.

Shawn R. L.

New member
My sweet little neice, at about the age of 4 was holding a Woodie doll from Toy Story. She held him by his hands and patted them together. She was trying to show me how Woodie claps........she said: \"uncle Shawn!! Look how Woodie craps!lol
 
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uberdark

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my four year old has his own cthulu stuffed animal and loves him...... he sleeps at night with him and affectionately calls him \"Nonny Cuthulu\"


as for the battle.....cthulu hands down....

i played 1st edition cthulu religiously and died many times...... he is a beast.
 
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