Shawn R. L.
New member
Hello, is this the Sheriff\'s Office?\"
Yes. What can I do for you?\"
I\'m callin\' to report \'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith... He\'s a-hidin\' marijuana
inside his firewood! Don\'t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but
he\'s hidin\' it there somehow.\"
Thank you very much for the call, sir.\"
The next day, the Sheriff\'s Deputies descend on Virgil\'s house. They search
the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece
of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly after they leave, the phone rings at Virgil\'s house.
Hey, Virgil! This here\'s Floyd... did the Sheriff come by?\"
\"Yeah!\"
\"Did they chop your firewood?\"
\"Yep!\"
\"HAPPY BIRTHDAY B UDDY!\"
(Rednecks know how to Git-R-Dun)
Yes. What can I do for you?\"
I\'m callin\' to report \'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith... He\'s a-hidin\' marijuana
inside his firewood! Don\'t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but
he\'s hidin\' it there somehow.\"
Thank you very much for the call, sir.\"
The next day, the Sheriff\'s Deputies descend on Virgil\'s house. They search
the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece
of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly after they leave, the phone rings at Virgil\'s house.
Hey, Virgil! This here\'s Floyd... did the Sheriff come by?\"
\"Yeah!\"
\"Did they chop your firewood?\"
\"Yep!\"
\"HAPPY BIRTHDAY B UDDY!\"
(Rednecks know how to Git-R-Dun)
lol