Infidel Castro
New member
Got some rude bits in here, so don\'t read on if you\'re easily offended.
Bloke I know, his workmate (woman) told him and room full of staff (in a Psychiatric Hospital by the way) that she had bum sex with her husband (in bizarre fashion, as she hates it but made him do it to feel bad). She was demonstrating the affair in its early stages (persuasion, agreement, plan of action) for the other docs (who knew not where to look) and explained that she sent her husband downstairs to get the lubricant (vaseline) to carry out the arrangement.
Long story short, they got lubed up, did the dirty deed, she accused him of really enjoying it, he said no, it\'s actually quite sore. Yes she said, me too now you come to mention it. Lights on, tub of lubrication studied, found to be Vicks Vaporub (sp?).
That, my friends, was not a pleasant story.
Bloke I know, his workmate (woman) told him and room full of staff (in a Psychiatric Hospital by the way) that she had bum sex with her husband (in bizarre fashion, as she hates it but made him do it to feel bad). She was demonstrating the affair in its early stages (persuasion, agreement, plan of action) for the other docs (who knew not where to look) and explained that she sent her husband downstairs to get the lubricant (vaseline) to carry out the arrangement.
Long story short, they got lubed up, did the dirty deed, she accused him of really enjoying it, he said no, it\'s actually quite sore. Yes she said, me too now you come to mention it. Lights on, tub of lubrication studied, found to be Vicks Vaporub (sp?).
That, my friends, was not a pleasant story.
